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Old 03-29-2010, 10:35 PM   #61
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We need male contraceptive pills we can take secretly.

Sorry honey, I dunno whats wrong, but lets keep trying!
Dude, you can get fixed in an afternoon...wait didn't we already have this "man secretly controlling his part of procreation" debate some time ago?
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:44 PM   #62
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Dude, you can get fixed in an afternoon...wait didn't we already have this "man secretly controlling his part of procreation" debate some time ago?
we did and it was funnay
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:47 PM   #63
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we did and it was funnay
Okay, let's do it again...

If I were one of these guys with ticking time bombs lying next to them in bed, I would take some form of action. Many a baby has been born from "forgotten" pills and tampered condoms.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:17 AM   #64
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If I were one of these guys with ticking time bombs lying next to them in bed, I would take some form of action. Many a baby has been born from "forgotten" pills and tampered condoms.
Secret vasectomies are not much better though, they don't need to get married in the first place if either of them are capable of such.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:23 AM   #65
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Secret vasectomies are not much better though, they don't need to get married in the first place if either of them are capable of such.
Exactly. If you aren't going to have kids, why get married? Marriage is just a financial arrangement.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:25 AM   #66
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Exactly. If you aren't going to have kids, why get married? Marriage is just a financial arrangement.
I get that from her family you guys arent married blah blah blah yet her names on the mortgage that I am paying 90% of anyway.


The funny thing is her sis in law wont let her kids call me uncle tommy since were not married. Works for me I dont have to buy em anything for family events
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:31 AM   #67
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Well she kinda knows this allready from house hunting to when I bought my car and some of my motorcycles I did a lot of homework/research then got things moving.

For me weddings are all the same shes asking about what halls and food and that sort of stuff. its all the same shit fish chicken steak. some cheesey appetizers and bad beer.

I will sport the music ( a weddings not a wedding without pantera and slayer) the fatherof one of our er docs that I am friends with is a photographer and will hook me up so my work is done
Doesn't have to be bad beer, fella. I had a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale at my wedding.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:33 AM   #68
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Doesn't have to be bad beer, fella. I had a keg of Sam Adams Summer Ale at my wedding.
Well why the fuck wasnt I invited then

I have brought my own beer to weddings in the past, one I brought a case of my own homebrew
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:36 AM   #69
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Well why the fuck wasnt I invited then

I have brought my own beer to weddings in the past, one I brought a case of my own homebrew
I didn't know you 4 years ago...and it was in North Carolina.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:37 AM   #70
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I didn't know you 4 years ago...and it was in North Carolina.
hmm thats fair, so you guys should renew your vows and have a kegger so I can show up
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