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Old 04-14-2010, 11:23 PM   #61
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That could be said of most women in general.
well real boobs you want to stare at are more fun to play with.

fake boobs and real boobs you don't want to stare at, you definitely don't want to play with either.
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Old 04-15-2010, 09:56 AM   #62
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She is pretty but her husband, um not so much.
Thats ok, i've got no interest in nailing her husband.
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:08 AM   #63
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Thats ok, i've got no interest in nailing her husband.
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:51 AM   #64
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id hit it on battlestar galactica id hit it on wedding crashers
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:54 AM   #65
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id hit it on battlestar galactica id hit it on wedding crashers
You motor boating sonofabitch.
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:58 AM   #66
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:13 AM   #67
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Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before.





NOT hot. She may have super sized tits now but she looks even more like a man after all the work she has had done.
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:22 AM   #68
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NOT hot. She may have super sized tits now but she looks even more like a man after all the work she has had done.
Whatever, Heidi Montag is hot as hell. Im all about the body. She's still very pretty, but with a body like that, you dont need a face.
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A man with high expectations right there.
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