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Old 04-03-2009, 12:00 AM   #61
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Stranger: ok, u?
You: This is Kissel. What time are you gonna come over and fix my sink?
Stranger: not any time soon with THAT attitude!
You: I don't know. I called you guys about 4 hours ago to fix my sink it's all over the water's all over the place.
Stranger: well we sent a guy, i dont know what to tell u
Stranger: ill check up on him by radio if u want...
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:02 AM   #62
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You: slip the roofie in her drink
Stranger: sounds responsible
You: well it will help you get rid of that virginity problem you been having
Stranger: you know, rape isn't exactly a tool i'd care to have in my arsenal, js
You: don't forget the shovel
You: that's important
Stranger: right.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:11 AM   #63
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you sexual prey?
You: i like to shave midgets
Stranger: well
Stranger: who doesn't?
You: i know right
Stranger: i like to eat bees
You: do you know Valentino Rossi
Stranger: never met him but his mother is nice
You: i went to england once, but didnt care for the smell
You: my cat is staring at me
Stranger: i need a new country
Stranger: everyone has something they hate about england
Stranger: feed it
You: i feed and water my cat , clean his litter box, and the S.O.B keeps staring at me
Stranger: maybe you should get a tiger
You: if i had one, i'd ride it to work, and let it tear my boss's face off
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:21 AM   #64
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You: make me a sandwich and be quick about it
Stranger: Oi
Stranger: meu nome é samara
You: no hold the oi
You: no hable french'e
Stranger: tinha se não estivesse morrido
You: no hable chinese'e
You: i'm a super model
You: uh, super'e model'e
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:25 AM   #65
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Dude, you guys need a hobby.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:29 AM   #66
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Stranger: hi
You: do you know who valention rossi is?
You: valentino i mean
Stranger: no sorry
You: please die
Stranger: Im culturally ignorant
Stranger: sorry
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:39 AM   #67
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Stranger: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fkn pants
You: do you know who valentino rossi is?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: italian motorcycle racer
You: yep
Stranger: yeah, but thats probably all i know about him
Stranger: do you know how to pee your pants?
You: just when drinking Jager
Stranger: JAGERBOMBS FTW
You: yep
Stranger: k, you bore me
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:40 AM   #68
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Stranger: plx
You: 2009/m/heaven
Stranger: shit
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:28 AM   #69
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I love how so many people type in asl. Do they think they can actually find a girl on there?
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:43 AM   #70
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I keep waiting to see one of my conversations here

You: what?
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You: I didn't do it, I swear.
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