Douchebag Flow Chart - Page 7

t-homo · 01-19-2010, 02:09 PM

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.

I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

HurricaneHeather · 01-19-2010, 02:11 PM

Why are we splitting hairs here folks?

You are ALL douchebags. If you wear clothes, you are a douche.

marko138 · 01-19-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.

I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

Same thing.

tommymac · 01-19-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.

I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

I would add to that all the harley davidson gear if you dont ride or are seeing someone who does. Also people wearing vanson jackets who dont ride.

my personal pet peeve is people who wear stuff from a sports team yet arent even a fan of that team, or much less the sport. Dont see it as much anymore but used to realy be prevelant.

t-homo · 01-19-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

I would add to that all the harley davidson gear if you dont ride

Yeah, it's bad news to mistake a fag or an everyday douche bag.

Homeslice · 01-19-2010, 02:17 PM

Well I might be biased, but here in Cali everyone and their mother has a Fox sticker, so it has become douche-like. A lot of chicks wear Fox t-shirts but dont know shit about it, and would believe you if you told them you motocrossed a VSTROM

Homeslice · 01-19-2010, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Why are we splitting hairs here folks?

You are ALL douchebags. If you wear clothes, you are a douche.

So then the only way for you to redeem youself is to take off your clothes immediately.

tommymac · 01-19-2010, 02:18 PM

so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?

HurricaneHeather · 01-19-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

So then the only way for you to redeem youself is to take off your clothes immediately.

No, I took over the world last night(while Conan was on) so I don't follow the same protocol as the rest of you minions.

Homeslice · 01-19-2010, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?

Douchelike if they aren't in training themselves

01-19-2010, 02:17 PM	#66
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Well I might be biased, but here in Cali everyone and their mother has a Fox sticker, so it has become douche-like. A lot of chicks wear Fox t-shirts but dont know shit about it, and would believe you if you told them you motocrossed a VSTROM Last edited by Homeslice; 01-19-2010 at 02:20 PM..

01-19-2010, 02:09 PM	#61
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche. I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

01-19-2010, 02:11 PM	#62
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Why are we splitting hairs here folks? You are ALL douchebags. If you wear clothes, you are a douche.

01-19-2010, 02:18 PM	#68
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?