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Old 12-07-2009, 10:15 PM   #71
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Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.
I assume you're doing this on your phone......But are you also one of those guys who brings their laptop in with them?
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:20 PM   #72
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And then there's the smokers........Who think they're entitled to getting extra break time, up and beyond what everyone else gets.

I guess the non-smokers could go outside and just shoot the shit for 10 minutes, but then they'd look like doofuses. Somehow, having a cigarette in your hand makes it look legit to waste time.
At work we have a quick meeting in the morning. After its done they say we have x amount of time before the store opens. If anyone needs a quick smoke run out now. If any non smokers need some fresh air you can go get that too.

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Old 12-07-2009, 10:24 PM   #73
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I assume you're doing this on your phone......But are you also one of those guys who brings their laptop in with them?
phone, no I don't bring my work laptop in the bathroom with me. I will if I am at home though.
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:29 PM   #74
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:15 PM   #75
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Courtesy flush?? LMFAO........Do you guys really take so long between each loaf, that you need a courtesy flush between them? I'm in & out of there in 1-2 minutes.
When I go to the shitter, I don't just do a No. 2, I meditate as well.
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You can't do a courtesy flush.

It flushes on its own when you're not done and splash water on your ass.

WTF, over?
At my school we have automatic shitters. The main problem is a bunch of young 18year old still shy that they have a small white penis boys are scared to piss next to a man so they go piss in the shitters and splash piss all over the seats. Which means that ME who rarely gets to shit at home becuase I'm out of my house from 6:30am until roughly 9-10pm most nights due to school and work has to go in and wipe the seats down, throw a peice of toilet paper over the sensor, then on the seats (I hate cold seats and they are still nasty) and then crap.

Insecure mother fuckers.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:02 AM   #77
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Take a close look at that string of numbers after his username and I'll bet you can figure it out.
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:59 AM   #78
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Sometime I leave just as my legs go to sleep. I have kids. The shitter is my time to relax. Of course that doesn't always work. The locks don't really even keep them out.

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If the automatic flush is flushing before you are done wiping ur ass, then you are simply moving too far forward or getting up off the seat too far. I can see a few of you not touching the seat at all.
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