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Old 05-01-2009, 12:21 PM   #71
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That is true though. I used to work the door at a strip club and I'd see these guys come in every week searching for even the smallest, pathetic scrap of sexual attention. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman is so incredibly outraged that her husband cheated on her, when it's later learned that she hasn't had sex with him for months. It's like the old "sex stops after marriage" jokes, it just proves that the woman wasn't really attracted to the man sexually in the first place if that were to happen. Seriously, every woman I've ever been with has said that "the sex is incredibly better when you love each other". What greater way to absolutely prove that you love someone than to dedicate the rest of your life to them? If anything you should be getting laid MORE after marriage, not less.
It's all peachy fucking keen until your husband starts asking (nay, shaming) you to have threesomes and let him have an "open relationship" (which is fine for people who are into that.. but I'm not one of those people).. yeah, my ex didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot. But it's so much deeper than that.. I know of things he did in his past.. and well, the thought of him touching me made me ill after a while. So yeah, you're right, he probably cheated on me because I didn't want to have sex with him, but fuck it, I was justified.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:24 PM   #72
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It's all peachy fucking keen until your husband starts asking (nay, shaming) you to have threesomes and let him have an "open relationship" (which is fine for people who are into that.. but I'm not one of those people).. yeah, my ex didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot. But it's so much deeper than that.. I know of things he did in his past.. and well, the thought of him touching me made me ill after a while. So yeah, you're right, he probably cheated on me because I didn't want to have sex with him, but fuck it, I was justified.
I met him and i din't want to have sex with him either
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:26 PM   #73
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THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...

Shhh... I'm trying to stir some shit up..... besides, I got pm's about it and someone else mentioned it before me... Anyway, I'm trying to have some fun here!

BTW I do realize that some of you are actually slamming the guys on this forum whose wives aren't having sex with them. I think that's despicable personally. I'm sorry to single you out, but Ed is one of the most honorable and faithful husbands I have ever had the pleasure to meet. He won't even discuss going to a strip bar and very seldom gets involved in some of the more lewd portions of this board. Lessor men would have already had a girl on the side or have packed their belongings. Heck, this woman has even kept him from one of the greatest pleasures of his life, motorcycling! He is a good man and doesn't deserve derision of any kind public or private.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:32 PM   #74
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:34 PM   #75
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It's all peachy fucking keen until your husband starts asking (nay, shaming) you to have threesomes and let him have an "open relationship" (which is fine for people who are into that.. but I'm not one of those people).. yeah, my ex didn't mention that part BEFORE we tied the knot. But it's so much deeper than that.. I know of things he did in his past.. and well, the thought of him touching me made me ill after a while. So yeah, you're right, he probably cheated on me because I didn't want to have sex with him, but fuck it, I was justified.
Um...if you knew about these things then why the fuck did you marry him? Are you stupid or did you fail to get to know him before you tied the knot?, which would actually be pretty stupid in itself. Oh don't tell me you're one of these women who marry men thinking that they'll "fix them"....
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:38 PM   #78
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You can live with a person for years and not really know them. Also, people change naturally. They get new ideas, like new things, change their minds about other shit.
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Anyone ever heard of this book? Seriously funny read that both women AND men should read. Such a funny look at relationships.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:41 PM   #80
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Um...if you knew about these things then why the fuck did you marry him? Are you stupid or did you fail to get to know him before you tied the knot?, which would actually be pretty stupid in itself. Oh don't tell me you're one of these women who marry men thinking that they'll "fix them"....
Just remember to keep your wives and husbands spayed or neutered.
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