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Old 12-14-2010, 03:30 AM   #81
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I know let's have a penis thread!!! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
we had a first sergeant once who asked daily for lists of the dumbest shit. one day we got tired of his shit and turned in a list with everyone's length, girth, and whether they were a grower or hanger. he stopped asking :Lmao:
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Old 12-14-2010, 03:31 AM   #82
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OH MY GAWD Magnum!

This whole affair reminds me of the time in North Africa while I was serving as medic to His Majesties Fourth Bengal Lancers...
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Old 12-14-2010, 08:00 AM   #83
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She looks like a clown. Did u see her last week on leno. Omg. Hideous!
Uh, no. Even hot chicks aren't enough to make me watch Leno.
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Old 12-14-2010, 08:19 AM   #84
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Here and Lindsay can have slumber parties and each other their crack whore stories.
Lindsey may have to become a crack whore, apparently her well is drying up
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:00 AM   #85
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Uh, no. Even hot chicks aren't enough to make me watch Leno.
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:11 AM   #86
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OH MY GAWD Magnum!

This whole affair reminds me of the time in North Africa while I was serving as medic to His Majesties Fourth Bengal Lancers...
You guys are old enough to even know about that show? Nigga pleaz, one or two Youtube views does not make you a fan.

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Old 12-14-2010, 09:31 AM   #87
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You guys are old enough to even know about that show? Nigga pleaz, one or two Youtube views does not make you a fan.
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:26 AM   #88
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You guys are old enough to even know about that show? Nigga pleaz, one or two Youtube views does not make you a fan.
Comes on nightly on the retro channel I have on Dish Network. Helps me relive my porn stash days...
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Does it have Simon & Simon? Better show.
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:36 AM   #90
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Word. used to skip morning classes in college to watch those reruns. The retro tv channel has A Team, Airwolf, Battlestar Galactica, and Magnum on week nights. Simon n simon on weekends.

My Higgin's interjection was just cause we took a thread about hot barely legal ass and turned it into a story about penis...
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