You see a beautiful car parked away from all the other vehicles..

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Why would you go out of your way just to fuck with another human being?

It's cheaper than Bowling, and you can wear your own shoes.

JC

[G-Rex]

This whole thread boils down to one simple thing.

Don't be a douchebag. On both sides of the coin.

['73 H1 Triple]

Originally Posted by Tmall

Who ever said anything about damaging their vehicle or inconveniencing them? You guys just make shit up as you go?

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...

I park way out in the boonies. I do it as a consideration to the other people in the parking lot.

You see, there is a 160 lb dog in the Suburban with me. That kind of un nerves some people when he starts barking when your head is is two feet from the window.

Just for the record, I park in one spot as straight and centered in the spot as humanly possible.

Originally Posted by G-Rex

This whole thread boils down to one simple thing.

Don't be a douchebag. On both sides of the coin.

Exactly

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by G-Rex

This whole thread boils down to one simple thing.

Don't be a douchebag. On both sides of the coin.

Douchebaggery is exponential in nature.

"He's being a Douche, so I'll be a BIGGER Douche."

The trick is to out douche your opponent, with out looking like a Douche. That said, even if you don't look like a Douche, you may end up feeling a bit douchelike anyway.

If not, you're probably really are Douche, so fuck you.

JC

(that was really fucking deep, I should write that down.)

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Tmall

I just think it's hilarious if somebody is so anal they intentionally park as far as possible away from the common folk. So, I park in the spot next to them so they effectively wasted their time...

Exactly.

And car club geeks with the name of their "crew" written on their windsheild get fucked with too. I know the only reason they park in the back of the lot is so they can get seen and "get respect"............So I fuck with them by parking my beater next to them. If they get mad and key it, who cares, it needs a paint job anyway.

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

I guess the question for me is why? Why would you go out of your way just to fuck with another human being? Why does it make you happy/smile/fill you with some sense of accomplishment? Like Chi said, you don't know what that person went through to get that car. How hard they worked. So what if they want to try and keep it ding free, what's wrong with that?

I'll tell you guys what, from now on whenever you see a "pimped out", on 26'' rims Escalade/ Impala/ Yukon or other obvious drug dealers/hoodrat's car, parked far from the front door at Walmart. Go ahead and park right up next to it so they can't get back in and have to wait for you.

The same reason you put all kinds of crap on your cars and bikes, because I like it.

[Trip]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

It's cheaper than Bowling, and you can wear your own shoes.

JC

Exactly, I subscribe to an Andy Kaufman philosophy. The audience is myself and the masses are the cast.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Tmall

The same reason you put all kinds of crap on your cars and bikes, because I like it.

Uhuh...that's a good reason. To each his own then, I guess. I enjoy my "crap" for myself without having to harm or indispose anyone else. You run around being a jerk, just for the fun of it and those two things are the same?

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Trip

Exactly, I subscribe to an Andy Kaufman philosophy. The audience is myself and the masses are the cast.

Well, hopefully, the "cast" will continue to play by your script. One of these days, some bit player might go all "method" on you and beat your fucking ass into the ground.

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Uhuh...that's a good reason. To each his own then, I guess. I enjoy my "crap" for myself without having to harm or indispose anyone else. You run around being a jerk, just for the fun of it and those two things are the same?

How does parking next to somebody make me a jerk? Please explain..