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Old 07-02-2010, 06:23 PM   #1
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Default philly cops: stay classy

Just pulled up next to this uniformed officer with this "bitchin" sleeve



Hopefully you guys can make this out. Its optimus fucking prime! Way to be professional guys, I'm glad I don't pay your salaries
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:29 PM   #2
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it's his arm

does it impact his ability to do his job?
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:36 PM   #3
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The tattoo: I'm for it. The Philly PD: Not so much.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:37 PM   #4
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At least it wasn't My Little Pony.
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:43 PM   #5
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At least it wasn't My Little Pony.
You have fucking problem with My Little Pony?
Keep it up asshole....I'm watchin you...
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Old 07-02-2010, 06:50 PM   #6
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Cuz people with tats are fuckin trouble? Just inked up scum? Why hostility towards people with art? Or are you afraid of giant, sentient robots that hang with Megan Fox?
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:33 PM   #7
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Who gives a shit if he had tats? Now Wayne County Sheriffs a while back got pentagrams tattoo'd on their ass with their badge number, at least that is what this tattoo artist told me - that might show a slight indication towards sadomasochism.. Ever seen pulp fiction? Well get pulled over by one of these fuckers and you will leave that scene.. Red rubber ball bitch..
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:46 PM   #8
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Cuz people with tats are fuckin trouble? Just inked up scum? Why hostility towards people with art? Or are you afraid of giant, sentient robots that hang with Megan Fox?
I have no issue with tats. My problem is with a uniformed officer of the law having visible ones. Visible STUPID ones. Highly unprofessional
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Old 07-02-2010, 07:50 PM   #9
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Hopefully the cops in my city are paid to protect me, my house, my neighborhood, the streets and roads I drive/ride on, busting criminals, stopping crime and not to be "classy".

Cause really that's what I care about...
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Old 07-02-2010, 10:44 PM   #10
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You have fucking problem with My Little Pony?
Keep it up asshole....I'm watchin you...


Everybody knows that anybody in a position of authority with a My Little Pony tattoo is trouble.

Acceptable 80's cartoon tattoos are:
Strawberry Shortcake
Care Bears
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