Smileyman's House of Pain!

smileyman · 02-04-2010, 01:28 PM

So as many of you know I had a lowside with broken clavicle Oct 25th. There were lots of complications, most of the bone was shattered and I have been working hard to get better. Here are the highlights

DR said yesterday we would wiat 4 more weeks to see if my Exogen Bone stimulator would regenerate some bone and then plan for removing the plate and rehabing the shoulder...I should be good as new by May 1.

Rider · 02-04-2010, 01:39 PM

Damn your clavicle bone is sticking way the fuck out.

the chi · 02-04-2010, 01:44 PM

Jeez dude, how did I miss this??!! Good gawd, hope it feels better than it looks!

smileyman · 02-04-2010, 02:02 PM

It happened Oct 25, i lived with it until they decided to work on it Jan 8. There has been considerable discomfort...The plate helped stabilize it but is irritaing on its own account. Ice packs and Ibuprofen help, sometimes i break down and get drunk, which i like to do anyways...

CrazyKell · 02-04-2010, 02:52 PM

Wow! Crazy dude.

smileyman · 02-04-2010, 04:05 PM

I sincerely hope for some pity handbra action...

Anyway if this works on schedule I will have almost 6 months tied up in recovery and probably more in rehab. I was in pretty good shape when I crashed but now i feel flabby.

My bike is still getting put back together as well might be whole by next week some time.

the chi · 02-04-2010, 04:23 PM

So what exactly is the quick version of what happened other than lowside?

Homeslice · 02-04-2010, 04:40 PM

What are the screws on the far end screwed into? X-ray almost makes it look like there isnt' bone there.

smileyman · 02-04-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chia

So what exactly is the quick version of what happened other than lowside?

quick version? from me?
I was hauling ass, reeling in an R1 and Gsxr750 in some tight stuff. I wasnt on the gas or brake, just changing directions and the front folded, quick like. I landed on my left shoulder, bounced, flew 30 yds and landed on my back in a ditch.

the chi · 02-05-2010, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman

quick version? from me?
I was hauling ass, reeling in an R1 and Gsxr750 in some tight stuff. I wasnt on the gas or brake, just changing directions and the front folded, quick like. I landed on my left shoulder, bounced, flew 30 yds and landed on my back in a ditch.

Ow. I was hoping to hear some crazy track wreck story, sorry man, glad it wasnt worse! Did you catch them midair at least?

02-04-2010, 01:28 PM	#1
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Smileyman's House of Pain! So as many of you know I had a lowside with broken clavicle Oct 25th. There were lots of complications, most of the bone was shattered and I have been working hard to get better. Here are the highlights DR said yesterday we would wiat 4 more weeks to see if my Exogen Bone stimulator would regenerate some bone and then plan for removing the plate and rehabing the shoulder...I should be good as new by May 1. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst! Last edited by smileyman; 02-04-2010 at 01:32 PM..

02-04-2010, 02:02 PM	#4
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	It happened Oct 25, i lived with it until they decided to work on it Jan 8. There has been considerable discomfort...The plate helped stabilize it but is irritaing on its own account. Ice packs and Ibuprofen help, sometimes i break down and get drunk, which i like to do anyways... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

02-04-2010, 04:05 PM	#6
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	I sincerely hope for some pity handbra action... Anyway if this works on schedule I will have almost 6 months tied up in recovery and probably more in rehab. I was in pretty good shape when I crashed but now i feel flabby. My bike is still getting put back together as well might be whole by next week some time. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

02-04-2010, 01:39 PM	#2
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Damn your clavicle bone is sticking way the fuck out.

02-04-2010, 02:52 PM	#5
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Wow! Crazy dude.

02-04-2010, 04:40 PM	#8
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	What are the screws on the far end screwed into? X-ray almost makes it look like there isnt' bone there.