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Old 10-01-2008, 05:53 PM   #1
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:57 PM   #2
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:01 PM   #3
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Cant be real.... Those things are fucking vicious if you try to pick them up. I had one hiss at me and try to bite me while I was minding my own business in my driveway. I had a shovel in my hand and I fucked his shit up. It took 3 or 4 hits to kill him.
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:14 PM   #4
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I shot one with a bb gun many many times... all it did was grown more at me.
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Old 10-01-2008, 11:23 PM   #5
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Those things are F'n crazy!!!

But I thought of this...


And when I found it I saw this too and loved it a lot!!!
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Old 10-01-2008, 11:35 PM   #6
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Funny that you should post this, I had one of those fuckers on my porch last night, I fucked his shit up good, muslim style. Sucks that I couldnt just get him in a trap and let im go somewhere else (like in someone I dislike's home) I'd fucking PAY to see that bastard scream and shit hisself seein that fucker.
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Old 10-01-2008, 11:59 PM   #7
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Funny that you should post this, I had one of those fuckers on my porch last night, I fucked his shit up good, muslim style. Sucks that I couldnt just get him in a trap and let im go somewhere else (like in someone I dislike's home) I'd fucking PAY to see that bastard scream and shit hisself seein that fucker.
So you strapped a bomb to your chest and blew yourself, and the opossum, up while screaming about infidels?
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Old 10-02-2008, 12:43 AM   #8
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So you strapped a bomb to your chest and blew yourself, and the opossum, up while screaming about infidels?
That was fuckin hilarious. Very nice osp
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:44 AM   #9
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So you strapped a bomb to your chest and blew yourself, and the opossum, up while screaming about infidels?
not quite, but you're close. I actually strapped the bomb to my neighbor's cat, which then was eaten by the demonic bastard, and I pushed the pretty red button. BOOM.

for some reason, the neighbor dont like me no more.
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Old 10-02-2008, 05:24 PM   #10
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Gee. I wonder Y?
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