07-24-2010, 07:58 PM | #1 |
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three torture choices
If you were a prisoner and had three choices to torture yourself; which would you choose?
1. Watch deer hunting 2. Watch golf 3. Shoot yourself continuesly with a .22 pistol. |
07-24-2010, 08:12 PM | #2 |
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I'd watch deer hunting. It's not torture to me, except for the fact that I'd wish I was out there hunting. But at least I'd get to see nature and see some nice deer.
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07-24-2010, 08:29 PM | #3 |
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Why the hell would a prisoner need to torture themselves?
Is this what America has come too? We can't even torture our own prisoners? Sad.
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07-24-2010, 09:45 PM | #4 | |
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Unless it *had* to be unpleasant, then I guess the .22 I wouldn't have too much trouble nicking an artery and getting it over with... it wouldn't even take me 9 holes.
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07-24-2010, 10:00 PM | #5 | |
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07-25-2010, 12:33 AM | #6 | |
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FUCK you.
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07-25-2010, 02:42 AM | #7 |
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Watch deer hunting.
Seriously though watching golf is pretty tourturous.
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07-25-2010, 09:26 AM | #8 |
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Isn't making someone watch golf against the Geneva Convention or something ?
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07-25-2010, 01:01 PM | #9 |
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I'm with Cap. Deer hunting, I could pretend it was torture.
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07-25-2010, 01:46 PM | #10 |
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I watch both.
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