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Old 09-07-2012, 08:16 AM   #1
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Default Missed my chance

Apparently Kristen Stewart was here yesterday. Since she can't decide whether to bone the dog, the fanger, or the director, I guess I missed my shot at boning her.

Oh well.

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Old 09-07-2012, 08:19 AM   #2
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Old 09-07-2012, 08:23 AM   #3
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The sparkly vampire groupie.
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Old 09-07-2012, 08:27 AM   #4
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Bitch is in On the Road, fucking whore
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Old 09-07-2012, 10:58 AM   #5
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She's a fucking head case...the kind of girl you meet and the little voice inside your head is screaming RUN!!!!!!! not even 5 minutes later.
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Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:17 AM   #7
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I'd hit it.
Keep in mind that I'm married so I'll answer "I'd hit it" to any cute girl with a nice body.
When you don't have any skin in the game you can declare anyone fuckable.
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:20 AM   #8
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Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?
Crazy = bad
Slutty = awesome
Crazy slutty = awesome

As long as she isn't stalker crazy slutty
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:26 AM   #9
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Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?
She was the female lead in that stupid series about the sparkly vampires. She cheated on her co-star sparkly vampire boyfriend with a married director of the next movie she did.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossi...latest-1194706
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:00 PM   #10
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The sparkly vampire groupie.
Look how surprised she looks.
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