Missed my chance

Papa_Complex · 09-07-2012, 08:16 AM

Apparently Kristen Stewart was here yesterday. Since she can't decide whether to bone the dog, the fanger, or the director, I guess I missed my shot at boning her.

Oh well.

Skank.

LeeNetworX · 09-07-2012, 08:19 AM

Who?

Papa_Complex · 09-07-2012, 08:23 AM

The sparkly vampire groupie.

Trip · 09-07-2012, 08:27 AM

Bitch is in On the Road, fucking whore

KSGregman · 09-07-2012, 10:58 AM

She's a fucking head case...the kind of girl you meet and the little voice inside your head is screaming RUN!!!!!!! not even 5 minutes later.

shmike · 09-07-2012, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Who?

Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?

pauldun170 · 09-07-2012, 11:17 AM

I'd hit it.
Keep in mind that I'm married so I'll answer "I'd hit it" to any cute girl with a nice body.
When you don't have any skin in the game you can declare anyone fuckable.

pauldun170 · 09-07-2012, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike

Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?

Crazy = bad
Slutty = awesome
Crazy slutty = awesome

As long as she isn't stalker crazy slutty

Papa_Complex · 09-07-2012, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shmike

Me too.

Why are we supposed to know who this person is?

How do you guys know she is crazy, slutty, awesome?

She was the female lead in that stupid series about the sparkly vampires. She cheated on her co-star sparkly vampire boyfriend with a married director of the next movie she did.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossi...latest-1194706

Tmall · 09-07-2012, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

The sparkly vampire groupie.

Look how surprised she looks.

09-07-2012, 08:16 AM	#1
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Missed my chance Apparently Kristen Stewart was here yesterday. Since she can't decide whether to bone the dog, the fanger, or the director, I guess I missed my shot at boning her. Oh well. Skank. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

09-07-2012, 08:19 AM	#2
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	Who?

09-07-2012, 08:27 AM	#4
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	Bitch is in On the Road, fucking whore

09-07-2012, 10:58 AM	#5
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	She's a fucking head case...the kind of girl you meet and the little voice inside your head is screaming RUN!!!!!!! not even 5 minutes later.