$2.25 for ultimate pleasure

Gas Man · 07-14-2009, 10:35 AM

Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.

First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"

Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom

But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"

Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!

tommymac · 07-14-2009, 10:36 AM

maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too

Tom

Particle Man · 07-14-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too

Tom

nah, he wouldn't have blown all over the leaf if it was in a bag

marko138 · 07-14-2009, 10:51 AM

These threads really aren't that funny when you can't see the pics!

Trip · 07-14-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

nah, he wouldn't have blown all over the leaf if it was in a bag

lolz

smileyman · 07-14-2009, 11:10 AM

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

Gas Man · 07-14-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

For a lot lizard? No way!!

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Originally Posted by marko138

These threads really aren't that funny when you can't see the pics!

Sorry man... can't help ya without ruining it

Fleck750 · 07-14-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop...

$20 at the max. Have you ever got a good look at a lot lizard?

caveman · 07-14-2009, 10:19 PM

Not even the worst of it. Some barefoot hillbilly went in just after Gas and as he was coming out the hillbilly had his barefoot on the counter showing the attendant lady some skin condition on the bottom of his tar black hoof.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border.

First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity"

Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom

But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING"

Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!!

Avatard · 07-14-2009, 10:30 PM

Here's the scoop on the Horny Goat Weed:

Apparently named such because a certain goat herder noticed that his goats would get considerably more frisky when they ate a certain plant, it turns out that the stuff offers the same benefits as Viagra, with no apparent side-effects.

Scientists did a study on it recently and found it to be essentially just as effective as Viagra, although I believe you need to take it regularly, as it is a dietary supplement, and not a drug.

If the FDA starts regulating supplements, you can bet your ass this one will get pulled. Far too much money is made on Viagra.

07-14-2009, 10:35 AM	#1
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	$2.25 for ultimate pleasure Found this in a gas station bathroom just south of the Ohio/Kentucky border. First you take the "Maximum Strength Genuine Horny Goat Weed" for "Sexual Stimilation for Men" cause it "Increases Male Libido and Sensitivity" Then put on the "BARE SKIN" cause it's "Almost like using nothing at all!" latex condom But for "The Ultimate in Stimulation and Visual Appeal" try a "Glow-in-the-dark TINGLER RING" Man the fun I could have with this and a truck stop!!! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	2.25 for the toys but you'd have to break a 50 to find a playmate at the truck stop... __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Here's the scoop on the Horny Goat Weed: Apparently named such because a certain goat herder noticed that his goats would get considerably more frisky when they ate a certain plant, it turns out that the stuff offers the same benefits as Viagra, with no apparent side-effects. Scientists did a study on it recently and found it to be essentially just as effective as Viagra, although I believe you need to take it regularly, as it is a dietary supplement, and not a drug. If the FDA starts regulating supplements, you can bet your ass this one will get pulled. Far too much money is made on Viagra. __________________ Insert free thought here.

07-14-2009, 10:36 AM	#2
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	maybe that beetle in the other thread was there too Tom