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Old 05-15-2008, 07:44 AM   #1
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Its 7:41.

I took "chaser" pills last night to forge an alliance against with the anti hangover coalition, and they are making me shake right now. no hangover, but i feel like a crack head whom hasnt had a fix in ten days. and ovbiously i cant sleep or spell.

At some point in the night, i lost all use of my hands, and started ordering all of my drinks with straws and just hovering over the bar lifeless sipping beer from cocktail straws.

Redheads. used to love em. Not so much this morning.

I can see my bed from right here, but for some god aweful reason i dont trust it right now...


Good night morning.
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:48 AM   #2
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I can find no reason to NOT appreciate redheads!!!
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:50 AM   #3
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redheads fuck like crazy
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:11 PM   #4
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:18 PM   #5
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by chaser do you mean ruffies?
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:40 PM   #6
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by chaser do you mean ruffies?
Nah, those are for his "dates"
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:50 PM   #7
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by chaser do you mean ruffies?
no no, i save those for my dates.

These pills are cool in that they dont give you a hangover, but im not sure i am really enjoying the jittery anxious feeling their giving me.
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:01 PM   #8
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At first, you think whiskey dick sucks.

But then you realized it helps you, because if you are drunk enough that you have whiskey dick, it probably means the chick isn't actually attractive enough that you should nail her.





And I always assumed those 'chaser' pills were bogus. Never tried 'em.
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:02 PM   #9
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They work great.

and yea, it was a good laugh. equipment malfunction.
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:08 PM   #10
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Hmmmmm I need to find me a redhead now..........
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