Wtf!!

[speedylocksmith]

I know some parents want their child to have a unique name....but WTF is this????

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player...layerId=189614

[tommymac]

You need to come up here and spend a night or 2 at work with me, I see alll those stupid names.

One lady named her kid D-end, because she was the last kid she was going to have, at first I thought it was cool since that was my position on the football field, then I told him go home and punch his mother in the head repeatedly for naming him that.

Tom

[tached1000rr]

I don't recall the exact story, but Knowshon's name was explained prior to one of Georgia's games. It was a combination of something or another meaningful within the family. Individuality is cool in my book but I do think so folks go WAY out there.

[BobTheBiker]

I think that one is WAY too stupid and the guy should just go change his name to something cool. I'm goin for Joe Kickass.

[Angee]

I work in behavioral health insurance...with some of the names I see, I think that may be why they need help....WTF are parents thinking when they name these kids??? Oh yeah, they're not...


My ex husband's NIECE is named Elliot. Figure that one out...

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Angee

I work in behavioral health insurance...with some of the names I see, I think that may be why they need help....WTF are parents thinking when they name these kids??? Oh yeah, they're not...


My ex husband's NIECE is named Elliot. Figure that one out...

You see all the shamiqua, loquanda and tyreeks

Tom

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by Angee

My ex husband's NIECE is named Elliot. Figure that one out...

I'm all for gender different names. People get too caught up in that blue/pink boy/girl crap.

I enjoy individuality but some people really need to consider the consequences of certain names.

[Hondahugger]

http://archives.starbulletin.com/200...s/story11.html

WELLINGTON, New Zealand » A judge expressed dismay about a New Zealand trend of giving children bizarre names, as he made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so her name could be changed from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt, in a ruling made public today, cited a list of unfortunate names that he said were embarrassing or made children seem foolish among their peers.

Some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, were blocked by registration officials, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter, Midnight Chardonnay "and, tragically, Violence," the judge said.

The names were mentioned in Murfitt's decision on a custody battle over the 9-year-old girl from the North Island town of Hawera, who was so embarrassed at the name her parents had given her -- Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii -- that she never told her closest friends what it was.

She told people her name was "K" because she feared being "mocked and teased," the girl's lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court.

"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," Murfitt wrote.

Murfitt ordered that the court take custody of her until the name could be formally changed, which has since occurred and the custody dispute settled, Family Court Manager Midge Shaw said today.

The new name was not made public, to protect the girl's privacy.

The ruling was handed down in February but only came to light today when it was published in the New Zealand Law Reports.

[Racerboy]

OK, if you've ever seen a drag queen, they have some pretty funny names and here are a few. But he list on the bottom is by far only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Ghetto Names and they are not anything I would EVER name any of my children.

Drag Names:
Shelleeta Buffet
Iona Traila
Sofonda Cox
Ophilia In-me
Ivanna Nuthernam
Anita Moorelube
Claire Vouyant
Leeda Horsetowater
Amanda Cuddlewith
Amanda Playwith
Heda Lettuce
Lois Carmen Denominator
Sharon Needles


Ghetto Names:
Shithead (pronounced Shi-Theed)
Alize'
Lexus (especially if you don't own a car)
Mercedes (same as above)
BonQuisha
La Shawnte' (any name starting with La)
La Quitta
Hennessey (just WRONG)
KelShanique
MayOnnaise (Yes, the condiment)....
Traonna
Had to remove (he still my baby)
Zashanetta
LaVetrius
Dayshown
Daquon
Rontoyon
TiAndre
TryNelle
Fantasia (Yeah she can SANG, but.....)
Santita
Takiera
Shakir'ray
Chyna (Don't name yo baby after a foreign land....)
Africa
Asya
Tavis
Destiny
Essence
Chunichi
Akon
India
Cherevah
Azzure'
Espn (yes the sports network)
Delvon
Sharelle
ShawnRee
T'Shanae
Keyshawn
Chelisa
London
Traneaya
Divine
CharDonay & Chablis (Never ever name your kids after wine)
Chateau
Vinnisha
DeVante
Dartell
Prudencia
LaTasheanne
PRECIOUS
Shalamar (As in the Singing Group)
Shaniqua
Moet
Star (I still don't like her CHUNKY ASS!!!)
The Marlo Girl BroomQueisha
Funkeedva Hanifah (heck, anything with a 'fah at the end)
Sharnetta
Aquanetta
Ta'Sheeka
Lemonjelo
Orangelo
Quadir
Uneeka
Sharquitta
Lovey
Foxy
Vixen
Diesel
Denim
Appolonia Jalonia
Gonarrea (Pronounced "go-near-ria" unlike the Venereal Disease)
Skookeesha
Shakwanda
Champagne
Shameeka
Quan
LaQuan
Shaniqua
Kajuana
Funkeedva
O'QuayVion
Deontay
LeKey (leh-KEY, not "leaky")
Te'ontae
DeMarquis ("kweese")
Octavia
Alyeesha
Finesse (a male)
LaQuoneeshitia ("quonny")
Uneeka
Daylen'Ausjai
Jacquari'Tausjai
Jaylen'Amonte
November'Lashae
Hasani'Amir
Jamariiyaiie
Queliiendriia
Bri'Shau
Tralissa
Shykethia
Laswandra
Tameneshan
Tijera
Niee'Shauntierra
Chandis'Aakerien
Ta'Shara
Marsheayona
MyDream
Danzale
QueySean
Del'Montay (can we say canned fruit?)
Kyandre'
Shaitura
Klametria (sounds like a bad experience to me)
Corraria
Deonschae
Brantia
Ardejah
Charlzae
Promise
Jon'Tasia
Na'Veair
Precious
Starasia
Tyquun
Tyquon
Tymel
Tyshawn
Tyshawna
Tyleek
Ttyynet
Heaven
Zykita
Raanet
Charisma
Supremian
Gayleena
Kawandaya
Tychrisany
Fitzmicheael
KENDO
CASPER
Diamond
Pizza
Noodle
Tuesday
Todayy
Tymel
Seanleana
Beyounta
Luraya
tyshawna
Zayqune
Zaquera
RAHEEM
RAMELL
SHARIFFA
SHAREEKA
CASHIUSS
TRYQUN
TYQUNAa
KYHEEM
Aakim
Saintasha
Doorez
CHAYQUANNDA
YATIVAH
ZAHARA
JAHARA
JABRINA
SHAQUIESHA
SHQUEFA
LATANEESHA
QUIISHA
LIQUANITA
WAKIESHA
ZESTINIQUA
TABRIELLA
TISH
FOREVER
FAITH
BLESSING
MIRACLE
BUTTERFLY
PLEASENT ( A DUDE)
IZZY
Yahira
Yahdiria
Oranyi
Quisqueya
Milqueia
Salomé
Ureña
Minerva
Kishana
Jamia
LaVasha
Chafonda
Monystwaniese
Jubsara
Sharone
Monique
Zytavia
Mush'anae
Quinterria
LaKeisha Monet
Tamaize
Tylamonique
Advila
Ashykneeka
Lotionkneea
Shampoocondt
Advanceanae
Monitorika
Darctavia
Sharacanegro
Landscapeakneesha
Shegrabsanegro
Dayshawn
Angelique
Mone't
Diamond
Asswhole (pronounced ah-sol-lay)
Dakwon
Daishoneek (pronounced day-shon-neek)
Trassie (pronounced tray-see)
Comquitta (pronounced cum-key-tah)
Coonie (and no its not a nickickname)
Nicolletta
Nicorite (yes like the gum for smokers)
Dominque
Asahara (pronounced ass-so-horror)
Antoinette
Boomshika
Niggalooloo
Dishea
Dishenta
Aquafina
Deshanae
ZeCoriah
Zecorion
Decorion
Montreal
Shikondra
Shamedra
Sharetha
Shaquilla
Samala
Shaquinta
Shanona
Shatavia

[CrazyKell]

Where the HELL did you get that list from?