02-26-2011, 09:09 AM | #1 |
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P.m.s
Yesterday we got 12 more inches of possible flurries and they are calling for 4 more inches tomorrow evening. I am irritable, suffer sudden mood swing and have begun to have obsessive intruding thoughts.
My wife has cautiously suggested that I might be suffering from Parked Motorcycle Syndrome. I figure I am 4 weeks form being able to ride here. Anyone have any tips that might help me keep my name from ending up on the evening news, with on of my neighbors appearing on camera saying "He was always a quiet guy"
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02-26-2011, 09:24 AM | #2 |
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I got snow too
WOOT! The sure cure to Parked Motorcycle Syndrome! |
02-26-2011, 09:54 AM | #3 |
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02-26-2011, 10:15 AM | #4 |
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02-26-2011, 10:19 AM | #5 |
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That's the CURE for Parked Motorcycle Syndrome - good weather...
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02-26-2011, 10:20 AM | #6 | |
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Quote:
(Parked Snowmobile Syndrome)
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02-26-2011, 01:00 PM | #7 |
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83 here yesterday... 75 today...
but I suffer from FBDPOSMS Fucking Broke Down Piece Of Shit Motorcycle Syndrome so not much better |
02-26-2011, 03:18 PM | #8 |
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PMS... that's great!
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02-26-2011, 05:58 PM | #9 |
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I had PMS, then I went for a ride... ALL Better.
*phew*
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02-26-2011, 06:05 PM | #10 |
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I read this and started the ZR1100. Did two laps on the driveway and parked it.
Mow I know it'll start when I want to play slalom with all the huge potholes while skidding on the cinders Maybe I'll wait another month ( OK, maybe two more weeks ) |
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