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Old 05-15-2010, 11:23 PM   #1
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http://www.glossynews.com/artman/pub...ile-1796.shtml

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Old 05-15-2010, 11:32 PM   #2
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retarded too:
'Your pipes really turn me on, show me your stuff'. Generally the subject would whip it out on the spot and before he could figure out what was going on we would have him measured, tagged and released."
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Old 05-15-2010, 11:32 PM   #3
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It turns out that quite a number of these guys would rather expose themselves to another man than to a woman. When queried about their sexual orientation however they were emphatic that they were not gay. Although it was beyond the scope of this study I suspect that the Larry Craig Syndrome is playing a role here." The Larry Craig Syndrome or LCS is used to explain the behavior of a man who is in such deep denial about his homosexuality that he continues to deny it even when presented with direct evidence to the contrary. "It's way beyond being in the closet"
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Old 05-16-2010, 09:45 AM   #4
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And they had to spend money to research this, when women already know.
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Old 05-16-2010, 10:14 AM   #5
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Hey ladies, I have the stock exhaust on my V-strom. It's super quiet.
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Old 05-16-2010, 12:45 PM   #6
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Hey ladies, I have the stock exhaust on my V-strom. It's super quiet.
This explains why I switched from a M4 Gp exhaust to an Akropovic after my penis enlargement surgery...
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:46 PM   #7
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I have an electric. My E-penis is huge.
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Old 05-16-2010, 04:03 PM   #9
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i never got the if you drive something more exciting than a camry you must have a small dick thing.
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Old 05-16-2010, 07:19 PM   #10
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