Best ER complaint EVAR!!!

tommymac · 05-19-2011, 08:52 AM

So my shift is winding down last night and the triage nurse calls me to talk to a guy. She cant figure out why hes here. So I go talk to him, took forever to get it out of him but he tells me in his best ghetto speak that he got an errection, started having relations with his GF and after about a minute he was finished.

I say ok so you came to the Er becasue you blew a quickie (had to use smaller words, this guy was THAT dumb) and he says yeah I need to be checked out, told him to go home and take a cold shower and think about your gym teacher next time youre having relations and maybe you will last longer.

He says I want to get it checked. I told him I dont want to check it so go see your doctor this is not an emergency.

the chi · 05-19-2011, 08:54 AM

Wow. Perhaps some screening at the time of sign in to determine ACTUAL EMERGENCIES?!

tommymac · 05-19-2011, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by the chi

Wow. Perhaps some screening at the time of sign in to determine ACTUAL EMERGENCIES?!

That gets tricky, were not supposed to turn anyone away but some ar epersuaded to go elsewhere for their problems. Fortunatley the nurse go tme before she entered anything so I could make quick work of things, kinda like how he did LOL

Archren · 05-19-2011, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

That gets tricky, were not supposed to turn anyone away but some ar epersuaded to go elsewhere for their problems. Fortunatley the nurse go tme before she entered anything so I could make quick work of things, kinda like how he did LOL

"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."

tommymac · 05-19-2011, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Archren

"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."

I know not of what you speak

Mudpuppy · 05-19-2011, 09:45 AM

at least he didn't have a hamster or light bulb shoved up his ass

tommymac · 05-19-2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

at least he didn't have a hamster or light bulb shoved up his ass

We dont get much of that stuff by us, worst I had was a curling iron and a jumbo shrimp

Archren · 05-19-2011, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

We dont get much of that stuff by us, worst I had was a curling iron and a jumbo shrimp

Burning question... was the curling iron plugged in when they first "installed" it?

tommymac · 05-19-2011, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Archren

Burning question... was the curling iron plugged in when they first "installed" it?

nope, I actualy asked

initial story was they accidentally sat on it.

ontwo · 05-19-2011, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Archren

"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."

My 7 year old knows his act by heart

05-19-2011, 08:52 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Best ER complaint EVAR!!! So my shift is winding down last night and the triage nurse calls me to talk to a guy. She cant figure out why hes here. So I go talk to him, took forever to get it out of him but he tells me in his best ghetto speak that he got an errection, started having relations with his GF and after about a minute he was finished. I say ok so you came to the Er becasue you blew a quickie (had to use smaller words, this guy was THAT dumb) and he says yeah I need to be checked out, told him to go home and take a cold shower and think about your gym teacher next time youre having relations and maybe you will last longer. He says I want to get it checked. I told him I dont want to check it so go see your doctor this is not an emergency.

05-19-2011, 09:45 AM	#6
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