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Old 07-17-2009, 11:31 AM   #1
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http://mars9.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/partic...name/index.cfm

Post your name here and theyll send it to Mars on the next lander.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:33 AM   #2
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Can my name be "Fuck You Martians?"
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:36 AM   #3
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:39 AM   #4
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:39 AM   #5
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Hells no... I don't want those little bastards to have my name.
Next thing they'll want my social, DoB, and a credit card number.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:51 AM   #6
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:53 AM   #7
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:58 AM   #8
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:49 PM   #9
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Hells no... I don't want those little bastards to have my name.
Next thing they'll want my social, DoB, and a credit card number.

Dear Earthly Friend,

I write to seek your cooperation as my foreign partner and your assistance to enable us to own properties and invest in the stable economy of your planet. I apologize if this mail does not suit your personal or business ethics.

My names are Eepthork Brrrrst. We are making this venture proposal to you in strict confidence. As senior civil servants in the Martian Government, the South Martian civil service laws (Code of Conduct bureau) forbid us to own an extra-terrestrial account. The credits we have in our possession is an overdue payment bill totaling Twenty Six Million, Four Hundred and Twenty Six Thousand US Earth Dollars (US$26,426,000.00) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and co-operation of a company/or an individual to receive the said funds, via a reliable Bank Account.

If you will like to assist us as a partner, then indicate your interest after which we shall both discuss on the modalities. All other information to facilitate the remittance of the funds will be revealed to you in due course. For your assistance, you shall receive 30% amounting to US$7,927,800.00 of the US$26.426Million, 60% amounting to US$15,855,600 for us and 10% amounting to US$2,642,600 will be used to settle taxation and other miscellaneous expenses in the course of transferring the funds to your account.

Please indicate your direct telephone and direct fax number when replying this business proposal preferably through my alternative address: EBrrrrst@mars.aol.com I will contact you when necessary. If you are not interested, please also indicate so that it will enable me to contact other earthly partner with recommendations to carry out this deal.

A swift acknowledgment on the receipt of this mail will be appreciated.

Thank you and Xenu bless you.

Best regards,

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Old 07-17-2009, 03:23 PM   #10
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So Lee is really behind all the scams!
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