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Old 06-18-2010, 12:32 PM   #1
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Do not buy Axe Twist body wash. It comes out green, like slime from ninja turtles, and it smells like shit. The best I can describe it is a mix of lysol and tulips.

Needless to say the bottle was a waste of $5 and will be thrown out.
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:42 PM   #2
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I don't use any body wash. The stuff leaves a film on your skin that takes forever to rinse off. Turns a ten minute shower into a half hour.

Old school bar soap FTMFW!
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:44 PM   #3
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Works great. 5$ or so lasts me like 3 months..
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:46 PM   #4
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I don't use any body wash. The stuff leaves a film on your skin that takes forever to rinse off. Turns a ten minute shower into a half hour.

Old school bar soap FTMFW!
I see it different. Bar soap leaves a film and seems like it can't wash off. I use body wash.

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Old 06-18-2010, 12:47 PM   #5
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It says AXE on it. That is warning enough for me.
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:57 PM   #6
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Didn't you smell it before you bought it?
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:03 PM   #7
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I ALWAYS open them up and smell them first.
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:05 PM   #8
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anybody else just stand under the water for 10 minutes without doing a single thing? soap is overated
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:16 PM   #9
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anybody else just stand under the water for 10 minutes without doing a single thing? soap is overated
Hot, hot, water beating down on my sore neck and shoulder muscles on a cold day FTW.
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:39 PM   #10
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I don't use any body wash. The stuff leaves a film on your skin that takes forever to rinse off. Turns a ten minute shower into a half hour.
It doesn't seem to have a problem coming off the teenagers at my gym pool. You can see a "axe" film on the top layer of the water than can rival BP any day of the week.

And unless your goal is to nail 14 and under girls/boys just use bar soap like a man.
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