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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers' for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?
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04-23-2008, 12:43 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
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04-23-2008, 01:02 PM
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Grill Master
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Kansas City, MO
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04-23-2008, 01:39 PM
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WSB Champion
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04-23-2008, 01:43 PM
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04-23-2008, 11:06 PM
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South of Heaven
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition
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beautiful.. lol..
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04-24-2008, 12:14 AM
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orangina Zed
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Location: LI, NY
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04-24-2008, 12:35 AM
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Bring on the Zombies!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cleveland
Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R
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Thats great
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04-24-2008, 12:45 AM
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
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I just heard this joke the other day.
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