I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory

Captain Morgan · 12-19-2009, 12:46 PM

OMG, I think I'm going to puke. My phone apparently didn't send a call through (thank god) but let me know at 3am that I had a voice message. I have no idea when it was left, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was (which is why I want to cut my ears off and shove a knife into my brain). All I heard was sloshing of a waterbed and moaning. I deleted the VM INSTANTLY and threw down my phone. The only people I know that have a water bed are my parents. Their phone must have been in their bed and dialed me at some point last night.

Fleck750 · 12-19-2009, 12:50 PM

hahahahahahaha

karl_1052 · 12-19-2009, 12:50 PM

HAHA!

You need to recover the VM, post it on youtube, and send them the link!

derf · 12-19-2009, 01:01 PM

ewwwwwwwww

Tmall · 12-19-2009, 01:37 PM

Is your mom hot?

t-homo · 12-19-2009, 01:59 PM

that's hilarious.

Kaneman · 12-19-2009, 02:50 PM

You heard them sexing!!

Avatard · 12-19-2009, 03:55 PM

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA. Ew. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Amorok · 12-19-2009, 04:05 PM

Awesome. When I came back from basic my mom poked her head in my room to ask how it was being home. We chatted for a minute and then she asked if I listened to music while I slept. I told her sure, sometimes. She said I might want to turn it up a little loud and then left. After a fewminutes I realized why, then came the vomiting.

neebelung · 12-19-2009, 06:01 PM

Wowwwwwwwwwwww.....

12-19-2009, 12:46 PM	#1
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory OMG, I think I'm going to puke. My phone apparently didn't send a call through (thank god) but let me know at 3am that I had a voice message. I have no idea when it was left, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was (which is why I want to cut my ears off and shove a knife into my brain). All I heard was sloshing of a waterbed and moaning. I deleted the VM INSTANTLY and threw down my phone. The only people I know that have a water bed are my parents. Their phone must have been in their bed and dialed me at some point last night.

12-19-2009, 12:50 PM	#2
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	hahahahahahaha __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

12-19-2009, 12:50 PM	#3
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	HAHA! You need to recover the VM, post it on youtube, and send them the link! __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

12-19-2009, 01:01 PM	#4
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12-19-2009, 02:50 PM	#7
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12-19-2009, 01:37 PM	#5
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Is your mom hot?

12-19-2009, 01:59 PM	#6
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	that's hilarious.

12-19-2009, 03:55 PM	#8
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA. Ew. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Insert free thought here.

12-19-2009, 04:05 PM	#9
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Awesome. When I came back from basic my mom poked her head in my room to ask how it was being home. We chatted for a minute and then she asked if I listened to music while I slept. I told her sure, sometimes. She said I might want to turn it up a little loud and then left. After a fewminutes I realized why, then came the vomiting.

12-19-2009, 06:01 PM	#10
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Wowwwwwwwwwwww.....