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11-26-2008, 04:26 PM
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Better Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
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My New Parrot
My New Parrot
Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" Happy Thanksgiving!
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11-26-2008, 04:35 PM
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The Other White Meat
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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A truly funny classic....
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11-26-2008, 10:40 PM
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clutch it up bitches!
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11-26-2008, 10:42 PM
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11-27-2008, 12:12 AM
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I liked it.
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I'm so much cooler online
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That was a god one! Hadn't heard it before.
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11-27-2008, 09:38 AM
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The cows want you dead.
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 And as the owner of 2 parrots may I say that although mine don't cuss they do make: alarm clock, burglar alarm, microwave, and many other truly ANNOYING noises!!!!
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11-27-2008, 09:52 AM
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My moms parrot makes the telephone sound and will sit there ringing until someone answers him!
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11-27-2008, 11:12 AM
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The cows want you dead.
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Mine says my ex boyfriends name - from 9 YEARS ago!! I told my husband he is saying, READY, not Randy! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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11-27-2008, 09:33 PM
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Get Fit...or Get OUT
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
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That was quality....but....the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was Ruby the foul mouthed parrot. I nearly pissed myself laughing at that bird.
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