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Old 11-26-2008, 03:26 PM   #1
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My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"


Happy Thanksgiving!
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:35 PM   #2
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A truly funny classic....
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:40 PM   #3
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:42 PM   #4
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lol
Well, I thought it was funny, But what do i know?
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Old 11-26-2008, 11:12 PM   #5
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I liked it.

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Old 11-26-2008, 11:14 PM   #6
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Well, I thought it was funny, But what do i know?

That was a god one! Hadn't heard it before.
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:38 AM   #7
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And as the owner of 2 parrots may I say that although mine don't cuss they do make: alarm clock, burglar alarm, microwave, and many other truly ANNOYING noises!!!!
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:52 AM   #8
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My moms parrot makes the telephone sound and will sit there ringing until someone answers him!
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Old 11-27-2008, 10:12 AM   #9
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My moms parrot makes the telephone sound and will sit there ringing until someone answers him!

Mine says my ex boyfriends name - from 9 YEARS ago!! I told my husband he is saying, READY, not Randy! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:33 PM   #10
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That was quality....but....the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was Ruby the foul mouthed parrot. I nearly pissed myself laughing at that bird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OXcxu9Hpjw
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