01-27-2010, 06:12 PM | #1 |
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PETA wants Skynet to predict the weather...
January 27, 2010
An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania's Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says it's unfair to keep the animal in captivity and subject him to the huge crowds and bright lights that accompany tens of thousands of revelers each Feb. 2 in Punxsutawney, a tiny borough about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. PETA is suggesting the use of an animatronic model. But William Deeley, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, says the animal is "being treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania." The groundhog is kept in a climate-controlled environment and is inspected annually by the state Department of Agriculture. Deeley says PETA isn't interested in Phil from Feb. 2 on, and is looking for publicity. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=123026376 Just when you thought PETA couldn't get any more batshit crazy if they tried, they try. JC
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01-31-2010, 01:18 PM | #2 |
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He'd be much happier in the wild being devoured alive by a coyote, or wolf, or whatever has long teeth and a bloodlust in Pennsylvania...
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01-31-2010, 01:26 PM | #3 |
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I think we should eat Phil and get a new groundhog every year...
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01-31-2010, 01:31 PM | #4 |
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PETA is a ridiculous, stupid organization. They dilute a decent message with a shock factor that simply doesn't work.
PETA = Pretty Edible and Tasty Animals.
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01-31-2010, 02:04 PM | #5 |
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Girls visiting from the Jersey Shore?
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01-31-2010, 02:09 PM | #6 |
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Good finish. I was trying to come up with some famous personality from Pennsylvania to round off that joke but no one came to mind.
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bam margera, probably just stuff phil up his ass though
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01-31-2010, 09:18 PM | #8 |
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I say we lock PETA up and use them instead.
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01-31-2010, 09:25 PM | #9 |
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You want to put a skinny vegetarian in a box, and let her out every Ground Hog Day?
I could see that. JC
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01-31-2010, 09:37 PM | #10 |
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hit the nail on the head.
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