shelob

Dave · 06-03-2010, 12:40 PM

On my way to the garage last night to look over some leaf blowers vics dad wants me to fix and I came across this abomination trying to take over my porch

For refrence purposes I have size thirteen feet.

Started off with what was handy, windex and then weed killer. Didn't have much effect though it might have got it drunk. Followed that up with a series of progressively larger rocks which did a bit better

didn't seem to be moving any more but In my mind I started hearing hicks from aliens saying "its the only way to be sure" fetched some carb cleaner and a brand and torched the suckers carapace until it was well fused.

Aftermath:

Thall shalt not suffer that which scuttles to live....or something like that lol

askmrjesus · 06-03-2010, 01:13 PM

So, you lent your magnifying glass out to a ten year old?

JC

Rider · 06-03-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

So, you lent your magnifying glass out to a ten year old?

JC

Um even if he had it what would he do with it? Magnify the...moon light? It was night time stupid.

anthonyk · 06-03-2010, 01:38 PM

Seems a tad over-complicated when you've got size 13 feet right there.

dReWpY · 06-03-2010, 01:41 PM

this is a man after my own heart, way to pwn the wicked

Dave · 06-03-2010, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by anthonyk

Seems a tad over-complicated when you've got size 13 feet right there.

This was far past the size that I consider crushing an appropriate finisher. Open circulatory system you know?

LeeNetworX · 06-03-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

This was far past the size that I consider crushing an appropriate finisher. Open circulatory system you know?

What's a little arachnid blood on your sandal bottom?

askmrjesus · 06-03-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Um even if he had it what would he do with it? Magnify the...moon light?

I'm fairly certain New Jersey still has mornings.

People just don't have the patience to do things right anymore.

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Originally Posted by Rider

It was night time stupid.

The guy has size 13 feet, but empties his utility closet to kill a spider, and I'm stupid?

Okay.

JC

Particle Man · 06-03-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

The guy has size 13 feet, but empties his utility closet to kill a spider, and I'm stupid?

Okay.

JC

Dave · 06-03-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I'm fairly certain New Jersey still has mornings.

People just don't have the patience to do things right anymore.

The guy has size 13 feet, but empties his utility closet to kill a spider, and I'm stupid?

Okay.
JC

Pssh closet, most of that stuff was on the porch already. Besides I wanted it to suffer

P.s. any real sociopath knows you use a fresnel lens. Makes ants go up like popcorn

06-03-2010, 12:40 PM	#1
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	shelob On my way to the garage last night to look over some leaf blowers vics dad wants me to fix and I came across this abomination trying to take over my porch For refrence purposes I have size thirteen feet. Started off with what was handy, windex and then weed killer. Didn't have much effect though it might have got it drunk. Followed that up with a series of progressively larger rocks which did a bit better didn't seem to be moving any more but In my mind I started hearing hicks from aliens saying "its the only way to be sure" fetched some carb cleaner and a brand and torched the suckers carapace until it was well fused. Aftermath: Thall shalt not suffer that which scuttles to live....or something like that lol

06-03-2010, 01:13 PM	#2
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	So, you lent your magnifying glass out to a ten year old? JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

06-03-2010, 01:38 PM	#4
anthonyk WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco Posts: 1,041	Seems a tad over-complicated when you've got size 13 feet right there.