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Old 09-07-2008, 03:03 PM   #1
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:34 PM   #2
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Hahaha! I like it
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:56 PM   #3
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Nice.
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:00 PM   #4
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Old 09-08-2008, 09:05 AM   #5
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I love it.
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Old 09-08-2008, 09:12 AM   #6
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wow! this works for hangovers too!

well, not so much.
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Old 09-08-2008, 09:56 AM   #7
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Actually I kinda make a noise like Barack when I have a hangover...More like Baaarraaccckkk!!
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