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Old 04-07-2011, 10:35 PM   #1
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Default Good God. My dog is gassing me.

Jeeeez! Dog farts can take the paint off the walls.
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:36 PM   #2
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Your dog ain't got shit on me right now. Whew!

You KNOW it's bad when you can't stand the smell of your own farts.

Fucking killing myself here...
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:35 AM   #3
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No, bad is when you run yourself out of the bathroom....
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:40 AM   #4
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It's a fiesta every time I go to the bathroom.
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Old 04-08-2011, 08:10 AM   #5
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actually it's bad when you have a boxer and a bulldog and they have competitions. then of course run to smell what the other one did.

i'd put them in the garage but it would strip the paint of the bikes. LOL
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Old 04-10-2011, 08:13 PM   #6
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My white shepherd used to cut a loud one and then run like hell scared out of her mind because she couldn't figure out where the sound came from. A couple times she caught the smell at the same time and got even more scared and pissed herself while running away... And hardwood floors added to the hilarity.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:08 AM   #7
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Taco just started dropping rippers... this morning he ripped a long one... like 5 seconds while he was eating... he stopped eating, ripped it, and continued eating... totally funny.
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:12 AM   #8
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A dog with farts bad enough to peel paint is having intestinal issues....
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I just googled dog fart. Wow.
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