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Old 06-16-2009, 02:19 PM   #1
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I'm sure you all know that one guy that has to lie about everything, i mean EVERYTHING...well lets hear about the guy you know..

There's one guy around here...well i dont even know where to begin, ill just give some examples

He owns an S2000, thats cool, but dont tell everybody it has a 950hp indy engine! He's had it over 200mph but the front end started coming off the road!

He used to have a stock 4 cylinder automatic Eclipse, he smoked a Viper and had it to 190mph!

He was telling me about a bike he was gonna buy, honestly he said something like a 2006 Honda B65 RR, had all kinds of shit done to it, even a chrome swaybar!!

He used to be a stripper, weighs about 110 lbs, ugly as fuck

its just never ending,
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:21 PM   #2
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I love these kind of people. Everybody knows one.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:23 PM   #3
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Just make up stuff with him, that's what I like to do around Mr. 1upers. See how far they will go with their lies.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:23 PM   #4
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I just dont get it...Like...You dont have to make shit up to impress me b/c honestly I'm not a fucking idiot...so now you just look like a Bigger toolbox than before.

These kinds of people I just call out and make fun of until they realize i know there full of shit.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:33 PM   #5
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Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..

Told me he made a million in the stock market.

Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked)

Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out.

The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him.

I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!!

Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either...
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:44 PM   #6
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Well he wasn't a liar (that I knew of..) until I dumped him.. This was 9 years ago. After that he..

Told me he made a million in the stock market.

Told me he bought a farmhouse and 30 acres. (Nope, still lives in the same house, I checked)

Told me he bought an S2000 (then my fav car) and decided to buy a second one so he could resell it and make a profit. That was back when they first came out.

The day I broke up with him he also offered me $10,000 or a Jeep Wrangler not to leave him.

I know this really isn't what you were talking about but it gave me a chance to make fun of him ONE MORE TIME!!

Oh and last I checked his mom is now part owner of his company so I guess that's not going so spiffy either...
Damn someone must be hot to be offered all that. I have a farm house with 3 acres.

never hurts to try right?
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:45 PM   #7
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Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:47 PM   #8
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Either that or she's REALLY Good In Bed
i was trying not to go there
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:47 PM   #9
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You guys are funny!!
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:47 PM   #10
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Yeah, I'm just "That Guy"

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