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Old 05-27-2009, 06:48 PM   #1
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...One armed praying Texas Cheeto Jesus in a plastic box!

http://cbs11tv.com/video?id=42232@ktvt.dayport.com

What will they do it?

Sell it on e-Bay?

Eat it?

Wait until they find Joesph and Mary Cheeto's, and make a little tiny Cheeto's nativity scene?

Christ on a cracker people, it's a fucking Cheeto. Get over it.

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Old 05-27-2009, 06:50 PM   #2
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guess the war and the economic crisis is too much for texas to deal with these days
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:56 PM   #3
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I think they're going to nail it to a Three Musketeers bar, just to mock my suffering.

Heartless bastards.

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Old 05-27-2009, 07:17 PM   #4
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I'm just shocked it wasn't Mexicans, they're always seeing you and your mom in stupid places. If you're going to post a pic, why is it always a moldy piece of bread, or a stain in a driveway? And why is it always some poor, backwater town inhabited by brown people? Is it your way of making up for not giving them shit and still demanding faith?
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:34 PM   #5
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Is it your way of making up for not giving them shit and still demanding faith?
Actually, I was thinking about replacing communion wafers with Cheeto's.

Church attendance would be way up, and I could tell if you voted by the color of your tongue.

Or something like that, I'm still working out the bugs.

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Old 05-27-2009, 08:34 PM   #6
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Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos.
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:40 PM   #7
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Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos.
I wouldnt put anything past that guy he did it to a dogs ass too

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you guys are gonna kill me here. I swear. jesus h christ.
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:30 PM   #9
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Come on Jesus, I mean how vain do you got to be to advertise yourself in cheetos.
We tried an ad in Cat Fancy, but all we got was a bunch of old fat chicks.

We need younger fat chicks.

Cheeto's seemed like the logical choice.

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Old 05-27-2009, 10:32 PM   #10
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