OMG I just farted at work!

CrazyKell · 07-20-2010, 10:05 AM

Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all!

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!

VatorMan · 07-20-2010, 10:07 AM

If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

Trip · 07-20-2010, 10:08 AM

rip another one and say "damn right it's me."

CrazyKell · 07-20-2010, 10:09 AM

Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that.

And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.

derf · 07-20-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

No shit, I called a meeting with 2 of my guys last week just cuz I had a few gas bubbles brewing

OneSickPsycho · 07-20-2010, 10:10 AM

I routinely drop heat at work and giggle to myself as it lingers over to the guy in the cube next to me... His reaction lets me know I'm doing something right.

tommymac · 07-20-2010, 10:10 AM

I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2

Particle Man · 07-20-2010, 10:11 AM

Office crop dusting FTW

tommymac · 07-20-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Office crop dusting FTW

I do that when I am forced to be at a mall, esp since I hate malls and most people in them. Might as well have some fun at their expense

pauldun170 · 07-20-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Holy crap I'm so embarassed.

I stood up...and it just happened.

My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all!

One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!

07-20-2010, 10:05 AM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	OMG I just farted at work! Holy crap I'm so embarassed. I stood up...and it just happened. My face went red, and I just sat down like nothing happened at all! One day I will laugh about this. Right now I just want to crawl under my desk!

07-20-2010, 10:11 AM	#8
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Office crop dusting FTW __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

07-20-2010, 10:07 AM	#2
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	If you were a guy you'd brag about it to your coworkers. Was it a ripper?

07-20-2010, 10:08 AM	#3
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	rip another one and say "damn right it's me."

07-20-2010, 10:09 AM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Well, it was loud enough that I heard it. And everyone went kind of quiet after that. And all this time I've been afraid it was going to happen in Yoga.

07-20-2010, 10:10 AM	#6
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I routinely drop heat at work and giggle to myself as it lingers over to the guy in the cube next to me... His reaction lets me know I'm doing something right.

07-20-2010, 10:10 AM	#7
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I just blame it on the drunk guy in bed 2