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Old 06-25-2010, 12:05 PM   #1
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All you drug infested pot heads with no brain cells or will power or ability to make an desicions for yourself, this man needs help convincing his girlfriend he needs to make his house into a bong



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I've made alot of money, legally and otherwise, and now that i'm settling down, there's one dream I desperatly want to fulfill; I want to turn my house into a bong. I think now this maybe feasible, If I waterproof the basement then fill it with water and expand my fireplace so a line goes down to the basment, then up through the chimney. I have enough money to weather seal all the windows and doors, and after the construction it would be simply a matter of breaking up several pounds of marijuana for the toilet sized bowl, or should it be more of a bathtub? We'll see.

My girlfriend is opposed to this idea, because of the obvious illegality, but I am trying to convince her and you that a man's dream is much more valid than drug laws. So if one million of you are willing to pledge, you're support. you'll all be invited to try to clear the house when it's finally lit.
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Old 06-25-2010, 01:30 PM   #2
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I hope he does it, if for no other reason than the inevitable "Entire house confiscated for being drug paraphernalia" story.

It is always smart for a person to draw massive attention to themselves when they have "made a lot of money, legally and otherwise".
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Old 06-25-2010, 02:48 PM   #3
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and who says pot makes you stupid? Psshaw!!!
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Old 06-25-2010, 03:16 PM   #4
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In other news, Frito Lay has decided to build a distribution center in his area...
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Old 06-26-2010, 01:02 AM   #5
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In other news, Frito Lay has decided to build a distribution center in his area...
Hahahahahahahaaahaha. That had me rolling.
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Old 06-26-2010, 08:58 AM   #6
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That reminds me of the joke about potheads being amazing inventors... which is true... anyone who's ever made a bubbler out of a potato, a bowl from a pop can, or a bong from a 2-liter can attest to that... However, that's an easy project... 1/2 hour max... and can be done while stoned.

This is a major construction project... there's no pothead that motivated. Besides... you build it, use it once, then what? Burn down the house cause it's fucking ruined.
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That reminds me of the joke about potheads being amazing inventors... which is true... anyone who's ever made a bubbler out of a potato, a bowl from a pop can, or a bong from a 2-liter can attest to that... However, that's an easy project... 1/2 hour max... and can be done while stoned.

This is a major construction project... there's no pothead that motivated. Besides... you build it, use it once, then what? Burn down the house cause it's fucking ruined.
Necessity is the mother of invention...addicts!
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Old 06-26-2010, 03:23 PM   #8
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This reminds me of that dennis leary bit on making bongs
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Old 06-26-2010, 04:35 PM   #9
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Retarded idea.
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Old 06-26-2010, 08:44 PM   #10
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I'm so glad I'm not a stoner. I'd rather be "un-cool" or "have no clue" than to be a dumbass.
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