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06-17-2010, 08:01 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ATL Burbs
Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple
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I Hate My Life
So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.
My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with. Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town. |
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06-17-2010, 08:16 AM
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What?
Join Date: Nov 2008
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06-17-2010, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
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Nothing like the opportunity for travel like being a hitman!
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06-17-2010, 08:20 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
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06-17-2010, 08:25 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
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is your name lane myer
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06-17-2010, 08:30 AM
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SFL Expatriate #1
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06-17-2010, 08:50 AM
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Moto GP Star
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One of the best movies EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-17-2010, 09:05 AM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Was that a John Cusak movie?
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06-17-2010, 09:06 AM
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Serious Business
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