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'73 H1 Triple · 04-14-2008, 11:58 PM

A crusty old biker with bugs in his teeth took a summer ride in the country .
When he gets to a tavern , he parks his bike and goes in.
Immediately, he sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the
exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'Yes I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

Mudpuppy · 04-15-2008, 12:01 AM

oldie but a goodie..

04-14-2008, 11:58 PM	#1
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	lunch A crusty old biker with bugs in his teeth took a summer ride in the country . When he gets to a tavern , he parks his bike and goes in. Immediately, he sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $100.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?' 'Yes,' she purrs, 'Yes I am.' The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

04-15-2008, 12:01 AM	#2
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	oldie but a goodie.. __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members