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Old 03-09-2008, 07:39 AM   #1
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Default Oh shiot moments.

Like today. when i go out to my car that is warming up in the snow. I go to open the door and get my ice scraper. Uh oh. my door wont open.

And my key is in the ingnition.


And my spare is in the glove box.






Oh shit.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:03 AM   #2
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yep. its still out there running, and its cold as balls... Im in here trying to figure out my next move, as my car whittles away half a tank of gas.

and of course i cant see shit because of this god damned day light savings bullshit... it is SUPPOSED to be light out right now.

wheres my god damn coat hanger.

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Old 03-09-2008, 08:12 AM   #3
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could be worse, could always get the i have ghonoherposyphilaids phone call from an ex
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:13 AM   #4
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yep. its still out there running, and its cold as balls... Im in here trying to figure out my next move, as my car whittles away half a tank of gas.

and of course i cant see shit because of this god damned day light savings bullshit... it is SUPPOSED to be light out right now.

wheres my god damn coat hanger.



is it LOCKED or frozen shut?
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:24 AM   #5
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bitch is locked. So far, i'm unsuccessful w/ the coat hanger. but i'm getting closer as the sun comes out more. i can actually see what im doing now.


and at least i've got some good music to listen to while im out there.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:40 AM   #6
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oh... well then I can be no help... this is why AAA fuck'n rocks


sorry bro...
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Old 03-09-2008, 09:04 AM   #7
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SUCCESS.


I feel like a real man right now. Adversity can suck my nut sack and lick my ass hole.
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Nice! go buy yourself a beer on me with your money!
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:20 AM   #9
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Nice! go buy yourself a beer on me with your money!


same here.
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:48 AM   #10
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It's funny how other people's 'oh shit' moments are OSP's 'BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA YOU STUPID FUCKER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHHA' moments.
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