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Old 09-05-2009, 04:15 AM   #1
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Default derf got my friggen sister pregnant

not really but free drinks afte rhours for being a bouncer is teh shitz
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:14 AM   #2
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Did you at least filter out the cigarette butts?
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Old 09-05-2009, 06:27 AM   #3
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Did you at least filter out the cigarette butts?
he likes his beer crunchy

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Old 09-05-2009, 07:09 AM   #4
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Old 09-05-2009, 09:28 AM   #5
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They make you wait till after they close to give you booze? That blows, we used to drink all night. Not get drunk, just buzzed, helps you deal with the idiots.
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:47 AM   #6
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I would contest the fuck out of that, I've been shooting blanks since 2005
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Old 09-05-2009, 11:11 AM   #7
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my head hurts. i blame you
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Old 09-05-2009, 11:59 AM   #8
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my head hurts. i blame you

So now that we have established that I cant impregnate her, yet apparently I have been getting laid. Now we have also established that she is pregnant. Who else has been getting some nookie from your sister?
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Old 09-05-2009, 12:29 PM   #9
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guilty pending pictures of said sister
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Old 09-05-2009, 12:31 PM   #10
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I hope she doesnt look like DP...
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