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Old 02-06-2009, 01:37 PM   #1
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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news...strangers.html

Bar girl Louise, 25, scours net for sex with strangers


WEB SEX: "I can't explain the buzz I get from meeting someone ..."




LOUISE: "It's such a thrill knowing all these guys want me."
By Matthew Acton, 01/02/2009

MOST women surf the internet for clothes, shoes and bargains. Not Louise Grant. She scours the web for sex with total STRANGERS.

The 25-year-old bar manager is hooked on net sex and has slept with 200 online date mates.


On average, she beds a different man every FIVE DAYS. She’s even had sex with THREE of them in ONE DAY.


Louise claims to be driven by the “thrill” of no-strings sex with guys she’s just met.


She admits: “I can’t explain the buzz I get from meeting someone for the first time and knowing that in a couple of hours we’ll be ripping each other’s clothes off. It’s addictive.


“A lot of women may call me a slag, but I’m not. The sex is on my terms — I call the shots.”


And despite not knowing what creep may lurk behind a profile picture, Louise reckons her cyber bed-hopping is SAFER than conventional dating.

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“My friends will meet guys in clubs and take them home,” she argues. “That’s more risky than what I do because I can check mine out before we meet.


“I’ll always insist on safe sex and carry condoms. If the guy complains, I won’t meet him.”


Louise, from Manchester, first started using the internet for sex after splitting with her fiancé three years ago.


Feeling lonely, she looked up an ex on Facebook. The next day they went out for drinks followed by sex.


Louise says: “I missed sex so much. We shared some wine and got a bit flirty — we knew we’d end up in bed together.


“When I left in the morning, it was refreshing just to kiss him goodbye and not worry about if he would call.”


Buzzing from her night of passion, Louise went straight online to sign up to an adult dating site, passion.com, where she could meet other guys for no-strings sex.


Her first ad read: “Hi. I’m outgoing with a naughty side I want to explore. If you’d like to know more, drop me a line.”


And it wasn’t long before ahe was bombarded with messages — and gross pictures—from fellas who were desperate to “meet” her.

“I’m not model material,” admits Louise. “But I couldn’t believe how good-looking the blokes were. It’s such a thrill knowing all these guys want me.


“I checked the first man out on Facebook before we met. I also promised a friend I’d call her during the date.” Louise describes how the two met, had some wine and went back to her place: “He asked what I liked — so I told him exactly what I wanted.


“You can be totally uninhibited and not worry about being judged. Afterwards, he thanked me and said he’d see me soon. I was hooked.”


Louise quickly joined two other sex sites — be naughty.com and plentyoffish. com — and now rushes home from work every day to check her emails.


She recalls: “In the first month I met four guys and now meet around two a week. I’ve not counted but I must have slept with nearly 200 men.


“I remember meeting three guys in one day. The first was Paul at the Hilton Hotel in Manchester. We had an amazing night of sex and again in the morning. By lunch I’d met up with Chris, who was into swinging.”


And for dinner? Maneater Louise still wasn’t satisfied.


“He was in his mid-40s,” she says. “A George Clooney lookalike. He was handsome, rich and knew how to treat a woman.”


But she claims her most exciting encounter was when she indulged in kinky role play.


Louise says: “I acted out a sexy boss fantasy for a guy called Adam. I was wearing lingerie and high heels. I interviewed him before he grabbed me and told me to strip — it drove us both wild!


“Another guy I see loves giving women oral sex. He’ll come round to my flat just for that.”


But Louise saw the ugly side of net sex when she naively met a man without checking him out first. She says: “His profile pic looked nice but he was a total loser. He smoked cheap cigs, stunk and ate like a pig at dinner.” She made a quick exit.


Last year, 5.6 million singletons went on over 13 million internet first dates. Less than half of them led to one- night stands.


Louise reveals: “I’ve met married men, IT geeks and a few plumbers.


“I hear pals moan about their partners and thank my lucky stars I don’t have to put up with snoring, pants lying around or getting dinner ready.


“When I have a date, I put on sexy undies, drink wine with a gorgeous guy who takes me home and ravishes me.


“I’ll settle down one day but it’s too much fun at the moment.”
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:42 PM   #2
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yes wont your future husband be so happy to hear about your adventures some day...
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:15 PM   #3
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If I were to get married, the wife's past sex life is the least thing I would worry about.
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really? so you wouldn't care if you ended up with something that made your dick fall off?

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What a classy broad.

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really? so you wouldn't care if you ended up with something that made your dick fall off?

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Old 02-06-2009, 03:47 PM   #6
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really? so you wouldn't care if you ended up with something that made your dick fall off?

You could always marry a woman that has only been with one person. Only to find out that the one person she slept with had something that would make your dick fall off.

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You could always marry a woman that has only been with one person. Only to find out that the one person she slept with had something that would make your dick fall off.

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Still....she's avoiding reality in a major way and SLAG is too good a word for her if you ask me.
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SLAG? Internet hookups has got to be far worse than picking up someone in a bar, not that I have done either but hell. I have to feel comfortable about knowing her as a person before I can sleep with her.
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If I were to get married, the wife's past sex life is the least thing I would worry about.
my ex had me by a good 20-30 something and i didnt care about that in the least. but going through an infantry company in a year? yeah im gonna care
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And she does this for free????


Or did I scan the article too quick?
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