A lil bit of Georgia redneck humor

neebelung · 03-28-2008, 02:08 PM

Shamlessly stolen from our local board:

June 2002, Georgia: An EMT in southern Georgia was part of the
unit that responded to a call from Coffee County late one night.
They arrived on the scene and found a severely injured man lying
at the edge of a field. His stomach had been completely torn
open, and he was covered with lacerations and bruises. He also
had a prominent tire tread across his chest.

The injured man's companion showed up in a racing model ATV
vehicle, clearly intoxicated, and gave the following account.
Imagine this tale being recited in a deep Georgian accent:

He and his injured friend had been drinkin' and ridin' around the
field on the three-wheeled ATV, when they sighted a stand of deer
in their headlights. The friend, riding the back as a passenger,
was struck with a great idea. "Hey man," he said, "If you quarter
off one a those deer, betcha I can bulldog 'im." The driver
thought this was an entertaining idea, so he proceeded to isolate
a buck and race him down.

His intoxicated passenger proceeded to leap from the ATV, grab
the buck by the antlers, and perform an excellent example of this
rodeo sport. He pinned the animal's head to the ground, but
that's when things went wrong.

The buck, less docile than a steer, simply got up, threw his head back, and tore his assailant's belly open. The deer then proceeded to stomp, kick,
and butt him for good measure.

The EMTs noticed that this information accounted all of the injuries except one. When they asked the driver about the tire track across his injured friend's chest, he responded: "Well how else was I s'posed to git the deer off 'im?"

vabarber2 · 03-28-2008, 08:40 PM

t-homo · 03-28-2008, 11:26 PM

God i love hicks.

WARputer · 03-28-2008, 11:30 PM

Typical of our locals !!!

Cutty72 · 03-28-2008, 11:39 PM

Nice

Mr Lefty · 03-29-2008, 05:29 AM

nice

dscort · 03-29-2008, 09:52 AM

thats funny shit right there..

Rider · 03-31-2008, 08:13 AM

I would have expected nothing less.

the chi · 03-31-2008, 01:12 PM

Oh lordy, I can just hear some of my own family members telling that one...

Quick281 · 03-31-2008, 03:41 PM

Thats a good one. I wouldn't be too surprised to hear first hand accounts of that story the next time I got into the Waffle House. Gotta love the locals.

03-28-2008, 02:08 PM	#1
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	A lil bit of Georgia redneck humor Shamlessly stolen from our local board: June 2002, Georgia: An EMT in southern Georgia was part of the unit that responded to a call from Coffee County late one night. They arrived on the scene and found a severely injured man lying at the edge of a field. His stomach had been completely torn open, and he was covered with lacerations and bruises. He also had a prominent tire tread across his chest. The injured man's companion showed up in a racing model ATV vehicle, clearly intoxicated, and gave the following account. Imagine this tale being recited in a deep Georgian accent: He and his injured friend had been drinkin' and ridin' around the field on the three-wheeled ATV, when they sighted a stand of deer in their headlights. The friend, riding the back as a passenger, was struck with a great idea. "Hey man," he said, "If you quarter off one a those deer, betcha I can bulldog 'im." The driver thought this was an entertaining idea, so he proceeded to isolate a buck and race him down. His intoxicated passenger proceeded to leap from the ATV, grab the buck by the antlers, and perform an excellent example of this rodeo sport. He pinned the animal's head to the ground, but that's when things went wrong. The buck, less docile than a steer, simply got up, threw his head back, and tore his assailant's belly open. The deer then proceeded to stomp, kick, and butt him for good measure. The EMTs noticed that this information accounted all of the injuries except one. When they asked the driver about the tire track across his injured friend's chest, he responded: "Well how else was I s'posed to git the deer off 'im?"

03-28-2008, 11:30 PM	#4
WARputer WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lake Murray, South Carolina Moto: 2005 Hayabusa Posts: 625	Typical of our locals !!! __________________ Chris

03-28-2008, 08:40 PM	#2
vabarber2 ICON FTW!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: VA, but currently in the sand Moto: 00GSXR6 Posts: 1,380

03-28-2008, 11:26 PM	#3
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	God i love hicks.

03-29-2008, 05:29 AM	#6
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	nice

03-29-2008, 09:52 AM	#7
dscort Street Stunter Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wauseon, OH Moto: 01 CBR929RE 95 CBR900RR Posts: 69	thats funny shit right there..

03-31-2008, 08:13 AM	#8
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I would have expected nothing less.

03-31-2008, 03:41 PM	#10
Quick281 Victim of Blazer Rapage Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Talkeetna, AK Moto: 06 GSXR 600 Posts: 1,707	Thats a good one. I wouldn't be too surprised to hear first hand accounts of that story the next time I got into the Waffle House. Gotta love the locals.