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Old 11-22-2008, 10:55 PM   #1
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Today, I made a beautiful 6 lb "Schweinebraten" for dinner, we had two portions, the rest was supposed to be several more meals.... "my" damn dog stole it from the counter while we were not in the kitchen, it's all gone

Anybody wants to adopt a dog? She's sleeping very soundly right now
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I have a 153 lb dog. I remove temptation by moving all food to the back of the counter.

It's just an animal with primal instincts, it's up to you to remove the temptations.
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My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...
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My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...


My cat will knock a cup of water right out of your hand to get some
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:10 PM   #6
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My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...
My cat would beat the fuck out of you, just for smelling like bacon.

He's bad like that.

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My cat will knock a cup of water right out of your hand to get some
Yeah, The Bear does that shit too... He likes to hook your eating hand with his paw and try to pull it to his face... When you retract, he looks at you with his head cocked to the side like, "nones for Da Bear?"
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:18 PM   #8
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I have a 153 lb dog. I remove temptation by moving all food to the back of the counter.

It's just an animal with primal instincts, it's up to you to remove the temptations.
It was pushed back (so I thought) - I think she's getting smarter and is using tools....

My other two dogs never steal anything from the counter.
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My cat stole bacon out of the pan one time when I was cooking...
please tell me you got video of the cat pulling the bacon out of the hot grease
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please tell me you got video of the cat pulling the bacon out of the hot grease
I didn't even see it happen... I left the kitchen... came back and was like, "I know there was more bacon than that"... Left... came back again... "Ok, there's a BIG peice missing"... Then I found his fuzzy ass chompin' on the bacon under the dining room table...
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