Snake Balls, Part IV: The Wall of Snake

askmrjesus · 06-01-2009, 03:09 PM

Goddammit.

My dumb-ass cat just brought a snake in the house. I think it's a juvenile Rat Snake, or maybe a Cobra, I don't know. Fuckers all look the same to me. Anyway, I look down, and there's the cat playing tug of war with a 2 foot snake. Cat's winning. Great.

I tried to grab the snake, remembered I hate snakes, and grabbed the cat instead. Fucking cat would not let go, so then I'm spinning in circles, holding the cat, holding the snake, trying not to get bit. Cat finally lets go, and I toss her sorry ass into the next room.

Turn around to kick the snake out the door, but he goes behind the door instead. HA! I've got him cornered. Swing the door back...fucker's gone.

I then noticed a hole in the wall, where I have yet to replace the floor trim...

I should have tossed the cat AND the snake, out the front door, and yelled Bon Apetite! But no, my wife has convinced me to not kill every snake I see on sight, as was my previous policy.

Fucking wife.

Now I have a fucking snake, in my fucking wall. Snake Wall. Fuck.

JC

dReWpY · 06-01-2009, 03:12 PM

better then "rat wall"

Trip · 06-01-2009, 03:17 PM

don't listen to your wife, kill the snake and burn it in your yard. Native American for "fuck you other snakes"

ZUKIMON · 06-01-2009, 03:19 PM

Did it look like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81TB45409gE

Rider · 06-01-2009, 03:28 PM

At least you know you wont have any mice living inside the walls of your house.

If your house is built properly he should be trapped between the studs on either side of the hole. Spray some 151 in the hole and light it on fire.

t-homo · 06-01-2009, 03:31 PM

hahahaha

Particle Man · 06-01-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

At least you know you wont have any mice living inside the walls of your house.

If your house is built properly he should be trapped between the studs on either side of the hole. Spray some 151 in the hole and light it on fire.

please, please, please, PLEASE get video of this

wildchild · 06-01-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

please, please, please, PLEASE get video of this

it'll be on the evening news. "man burns down house trying to rid it of snake"

was only suposed to burn between the studs.

Rider · 06-01-2009, 03:54 PM

You guys don't like my method? Alright try this. Take huge bong rips and blow the smoke into the hole. The snake will find his way out in a hurry... well maybe not in a hurry but when you're high, 20 minutes seems like 5.

wildchild · 06-01-2009, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider

You guys don't like my method? Alright try this. Take huge bong rips and blow the smoke into the hole. The snake will find his way out in a hurry... well maybe not in a hurry but when you're high, 20 minutes seems like 5.

jesus I'm gonna roll right out of my cubie laughing here. I can just picture AMJ going down to blow in the hole as the snake is coming out. kissed him right on the lips.

06-01-2009, 03:09 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Snake Balls, Part IV: The Wall of Snake Goddammit. My dumb-ass cat just brought a snake in the house. I think it's a juvenile Rat Snake, or maybe a Cobra, I don't know. Fuckers all look the same to me. Anyway, I look down, and there's the cat playing tug of war with a 2 foot snake. Cat's winning. Great. I tried to grab the snake, remembered I hate snakes, and grabbed the cat instead. Fucking cat would not let go, so then I'm spinning in circles, holding the cat, holding the snake, trying not to get bit. Cat finally lets go, and I toss her sorry ass into the next room. Turn around to kick the snake out the door, but he goes behind the door instead. HA! I've got him cornered. Swing the door back...fucker's gone. I then noticed a hole in the wall, where I have yet to replace the floor trim... I should have tossed the cat AND the snake, out the front door, and yelled Bon Apetite! But no, my wife has convinced me to not kill every snake I see on sight, as was my previous policy. Fucking wife. Now I have a fucking snake, in my fucking wall. Snake Wall. Fuck. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

06-01-2009, 03:19 PM	#4
ZUKIMON Is this thing on? Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone) Moto: '01, 929RR Posts: 398	Did it look like this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81TB45409gE __________________ Dirty Harry said there's nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot.

06-01-2009, 03:28 PM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	At least you know you wont have any mice living inside the walls of your house. If your house is built properly he should be trapped between the studs on either side of the hole. Spray some 151 in the hole and light it on fire.

06-01-2009, 03:31 PM	#6
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	hahahaha

06-01-2009, 03:54 PM	#9
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	You guys don't like my method? Alright try this. Take huge bong rips and blow the smoke into the hole. The snake will find his way out in a hurry... well maybe not in a hurry but when you're high, 20 minutes seems like 5.