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Old 06-23-2009, 10:51 PM   #1
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Default Bugs are my enemy!

I hate them. Seriously. If it's not the crazy spiders, it's the bugs in my apartment.

I'll admit this was totally my fault but that isn't stopping a massive case of the Heebie Jeebies! :creep:

My parents were coming over to install an air conditioner for me (thank god!). I left the light in my foyer/stairwell on. I also forgot to close the window (small window without a screen).

Light + open window = bug bonanza

Bug Bonanza = one frickin' frackin' freaked out Kell!



They're everywhere! I've got all the lights off in my apartment but they're still everywhere. Thank god there's a door at the top of the stairs. There are literally thousands of bugs on the ceiling of my foyer though.

So....how the hell do I get rid of these things? ????????
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:52 PM   #2
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:57 PM   #3
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Old 06-23-2009, 10:58 PM   #4
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So....how the hell do I get rid of these things? ????????
Option 1: Check into a hotel, and wait for them to die.

Option 2: Buy a big bug eating lizard, (this option may become more complicated when you have to buy an animal that eats big bug eating lizards, don't say I never warned you).

Option 3: NAPALM!!!

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Old 06-23-2009, 10:59 PM   #5
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Option 1: Check into a hotel, and wait for them to die.

Option 2: Buy a big bug eating lizard, (this option may become more complicated when you have to buy an animal that eats big bug eating lizards, don't say I never warned you).

Option 3: NAPALM!!!

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Add option 4: borrow my daughter's cat
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Old 06-23-2009, 11:04 PM   #6
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You aren't having a whole lot of luck with critters this week, are you...

http://twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=8842


Vacume with extension...I had to do that once before when our first NY townhouse was invaded by termites...little buggers were flying around too! Hard to catch when you have 25 ft vaulted ceilings...
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:19 AM   #7
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You should ride closer to Azoomm, her birds will eat the bugs that are plaguing you.
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:00 AM   #8
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Close the window. Nuke the area with half a can of Raid. Go to work. Come home and vacuum up the dead bugs. Try not to breathe in the house for a week or two.
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