Ah, customer service

Captain Morgan · 07-24-2009, 04:47 AM

Was walking a guy through our website the other day and I get this gem:

Me: Click on step 2

Him: There is no step 2. There are only 4 steps.

I literally just sat there in stunned silence until he figured it out.

Krypt Keeper · 07-24-2009, 08:23 AM

Yep deal with them all the time and really makes you wonder how they ever made it past puberty.

karl_1052 · 07-24-2009, 09:55 AM

A co-worker has twins. A boy and a girl.

He told me people are always asking if they are identical.

He said he just stares at them silently.

Rider · 07-24-2009, 10:29 AM

People are dumb, what more can be said. You should have given him the finger and said how many fingers am I holding up? Then held up your other had and again giving him the middle finger and said now ho many fingers am I holding up? I think that would get the point across just nicely.

Particle Man · 07-24-2009, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karl_1052

A co-worker has twins. A boy and a girl.

He told me people are always asking if they are identical.

He said he just stares at them silently.

this one made me

wow

Sixxxxer · 07-24-2009, 12:26 PM

It's ok my Fiancee's Mother told me stories about her baby brother...when she first had him and took him out and about and stuff people would come up and ask what HER name was...yet she dressed him in Blue all the time...

Dont people know the generic baby colors??

fasternyou929 · 07-24-2009, 12:46 PM

A friend of mine in FL and I look enough alike to be related, so at the bars we'd get the "are you two brothers?" comment once in a while. After a while, we started replying "yes, we're a month apart". It was sad how few people caught it.

Amber Lamps · 07-24-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

A friend of mine in FL and I look enough alike to be related, so at the bars we'd get the "are you two brothers?" comment once in a while. After a while, we started replying "yes, we're a month apart". It was sad how few people caught it.

Ummm... me and my sister are 11 days apart... "Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home..."

Rider · 07-24-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Ummm... me and my sister are 11 days apart... "Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home..."

I have 2 close friends I grew up with that were in a similar situation but they were 2 months apart. Their dad is still married to his first wife... I guess she forgave him.

Amber Lamps · 07-24-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

I have 2 close friends I grew up with that were in a similar situation but they were 2 months apart. Their dad is still married to his first wife... I guess she forgave him.

It's amazing isn't it?

07-24-2009, 04:47 AM	#1
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Ah, customer service Was walking a guy through our website the other day and I get this gem: Me: Click on step 2 Him: There is no step 2. There are only 4 steps. I literally just sat there in stunned silence until he figured it out.

07-24-2009, 09:55 AM	#3
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	A co-worker has twins. A boy and a girl. He told me people are always asking if they are identical. He said he just stares at them silently. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

07-24-2009, 12:26 PM	#6
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	It's ok my Fiancee's Mother told me stories about her baby brother...when she first had him and took him out and about and stuff people would come up and ask what HER name was...yet she dressed him in Blue all the time... Dont people know the generic baby colors?? __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

07-24-2009, 08:23 AM	#2
Krypt Keeper Kneedragger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: VA Moto: CBR1100XX, Daytona 600 Posts: 174	Yep deal with them all the time and really makes you wonder how they ever made it past puberty.

07-24-2009, 10:29 AM	#4
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	People are dumb, what more can be said. You should have given him the finger and said how many fingers am I holding up? Then held up your other had and again giving him the middle finger and said now ho many fingers am I holding up? I think that would get the point across just nicely.

07-24-2009, 12:46 PM	#7
fasternyou929 SFL Expatriate #2 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Moto: CBR1000 Posts: 2,043	A friend of mine in FL and I look enough alike to be related, so at the bars we'd get the "are you two brothers?" comment once in a while. After a while, we started replying "yes, we're a month apart". It was sad how few people caught it.