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12-02-2008, 08:22 PM
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
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The Geography of a Woman vs The Geography of a Man
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
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12-02-2008, 08:22 PM
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Post whorette
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12-02-2008, 08:35 PM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
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But does this all apply to all women or just the diserable ones?
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12-02-2008, 08:40 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
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12-02-2008, 09:00 PM
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Trip's Assistant
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
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Don't worry Heather... if that's you in the avy.. .you fit desirable....
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12-02-2008, 09:58 PM
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Says it's time to ride
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
 
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12-02-2008, 11:06 PM
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12-02-2008, 11:16 PM
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AMA Supersport
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12-02-2008, 11:17 PM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
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12-02-2008, 11:22 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Im down to fuck
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