I hate sales rep members

Rangerscott · 06-25-2011, 12:21 PM

Im on another forum and theres this amsoil rep. Every single fucking reply is a picture of what YOU should use and its the BEST.

Youre crazy if you use diesel oils. You need to use this *insert pic*. Its so tucking awesome I drink it regularly to keep my bowel movements flowing.

I get it. Your products are so awesome that's why you have to be on forums trying so hard to sell your expensive shit.

Particle Man · 06-25-2011, 12:38 PM

I just use the "ignore" feature available on most forums.

Homeslice · 06-25-2011, 12:57 PM

I've known a few dudes who sold Amsoil, and they acted like they have a petrochemical engineering degree when in reality all they're doing is spouting off the company line. Personally I've stuck with Rotella for the last 7-8 years, it's the best value for what you get.

Avatard · 06-25-2011, 02:45 PM

I would send a PM asking him what Amsoil lubricant he uses to protect his anus during buttsecks.

wildchild · 06-25-2011, 05:06 PM

amsoil guys can be incredibly annoying. they are usually not good sales people and their product is not superior to any other, that leads to pressure sales to friends or forums members. i don't know too many people who seek out amsoil products, other then amsoil salesmen anyway.

pauldun170 · 06-25-2011, 08:42 PM

How to make half of a forum and all Amsoil reps scream "Ah hell nah brah!!"

Just say - "Put whatever meets the specs called for by the manufacturer."

forum - "What do you have in there?"

Me - "Some 10W-40 synth blend I got at the store...not sure of the brand"

forum - "NOOB....YOU GOTTA PUT IN 20W-50 AMSOIL!!!THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MOTOR A BEAST!!! A FUCKING BEAST!!!!!"

Gas Man · 06-26-2011, 01:18 AM

I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?

Rangerscott · 06-26-2011, 01:25 AM

No because youre a silent seller.

Dave · 06-26-2011, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wildchild

amsoil guys can be incredibly annoying. they are usually not good sales people and their product is not superior to any other, that leads to pressure sales to friends or forums members. i don't know too many people who seek out amsoil products, other then amsoil salesmen anyway.

sounds like amway

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole?

kinda

Corey · 06-26-2011, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

How to make half of a forum and all Amsoil reps scream "Ah hell nah brah!!"

Just say - "Put whatever meets the specs called for by the manufacturer."

forum - "What do you have in there?"

Me - "Some 10W-40 synth blend I got at the store...not sure of the brand"

forum - "NOOB....YOU GOTTA PUT IN 20W-50 AMSOIL!!!THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MOTOR A BEAST!!! A FUCKING BEAST!!!!!"

Or hit them where it really hurts. Walmart Supertech. So much magical troll sauce per quart.

06-25-2011, 12:21 PM	#1
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I hate sales rep members Im on another forum and theres this amsoil rep. Every single fucking reply is a picture of what YOU should use and its the BEST. Youre crazy if you use diesel oils. You need to use this insert pic. Its so tucking awesome I drink it regularly to keep my bowel movements flowing. I get it. Your products are so awesome that's why you have to be on forums trying so hard to sell your expensive shit. Last edited by Rangerscott; 06-25-2011 at 12:25 PM..

06-25-2011, 02:45 PM	#4
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I would send a PM asking him what Amsoil lubricant he uses to protect his anus during buttsecks. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-26-2011, 01:18 AM	#7
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I sell the stuff... kinda... does this make me an asshole? __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

06-25-2011, 12:38 PM	#2
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I just use the "ignore" feature available on most forums.

06-25-2011, 12:57 PM	#3
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	I've known a few dudes who sold Amsoil, and they acted like they have a petrochemical engineering degree when in reality all they're doing is spouting off the company line. Personally I've stuck with Rotella for the last 7-8 years, it's the best value for what you get.

06-25-2011, 05:06 PM	#5
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	amsoil guys can be incredibly annoying. they are usually not good sales people and their product is not superior to any other, that leads to pressure sales to friends or forums members. i don't know too many people who seek out amsoil products, other then amsoil salesmen anyway.

06-26-2011, 01:25 AM	#8
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	No because youre a silent seller.