I met a great woman at the bar...

TATER · 03-21-2008, 04:21 AM

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."

Amber Lamps · 03-21-2008, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TATER

As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."

Hardy,har,har!!! Stick to jailbait buddy!!!

DLIT · 03-21-2008, 06:17 AM

Either way, I would refer to you as Sportsman from now on. Sounds like it's from a movie I saw or a joke I already heard.

Trip · 03-21-2008, 07:38 AM

nice one tater.

VatorMan · 03-21-2008, 08:19 AM

GearGrabinGuy · 03-21-2008, 08:24 AM

Id leave my teeth out for ya...

LaFemmes · 03-21-2008, 09:28 AM

DLIT · 03-21-2008, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GearGrabinGuy

Id leave my teeth out for ya...

Keep that shit to yourself.

smileyman · 03-21-2008, 10:42 AM

Go granny go!!

z06boy · 03-21-2008, 11:17 AM

Sounds like my luck.

03-21-2008, 04:21 AM	#1
TATER Legend in his own mind Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: MA Moto: CBR Posts: 58	I met a great woman at the bar... As most of you know I am 30 years old. I went out to the bar last week and began to strike up a conversation with a woman who was 57. She kept flirting and buying my drinks. Before you know it I was drunk off my ass and found myself saying yes when she invited me back to her place after last call was shouted by the bartender. On the drive to her house she asked me if I have ever had the "Sportsman's Double"??? I let her know that I had no idea what the heck that was. She let me know that it is a ""Mother/Daughter"" threesome... I nearly shit myself when I herad her say this. I was a little nervous when we showed up at her house... she walked in and poured me a rum and coke (my favorite drink) and figured damn this may be one of the best nights of my frickin life.. the woman starts to get undressed in the living room and I can feel that I am starting to get a little "excited" down there... I then ask her about what she said about the sportsman's double and she said ... Oh yeah ..she yelled upstairs "Hey MA, you still up...get down here...and it's ok you can leave your teeth out."

03-21-2008, 06:17 AM	#3
DLIT Clit Commander Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Las Vegas Moto: 2012 Ducati 1199 Panigale S Posts: 4,189	Either way, I would refer to you as Sportsman from now on. Sounds like it's from a movie I saw or a joke I already heard. __________________ Dress for the crash. Not the ride.

03-21-2008, 08:24 AM	#6
GearGrabinGuy Been Around the Block Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Carbondale, IL Moto: '02 ZX6R w/ 110hp @ wheel Posts: 79	Id leave my teeth out for ya... __________________ ~Ben

03-21-2008, 09:28 AM	#7
LaFemmes Queen Bee Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: PA Moto: 2003 R6 Posts: 418	__________________ www.myspace.com/lafemmes If you cannot win, make the one ahead of you break the record!

03-21-2008, 10:42 AM	#9
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Go granny go!! __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

03-21-2008, 08:19 AM	#5
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605

03-21-2008, 11:17 AM	#10
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Sounds like my luck.