12-24-2008, 12:49 PM | #1 |
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People that don't walk up escalators piss me off.
Hey asshole...what you are doing is just standing there. Blocking my path. Should have taken the stairs but no...I was stupid enough to hop on the escalator and end up staring at your obese ass for 30 seconds. Merry Christmas. |
12-24-2008, 12:53 PM | #2 |
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Yeah. I don't walk up escalators because my knees are bad. If I wanted to climb stairs I would have taken the stairs.
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12-24-2008, 01:07 PM | #3 | |
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If I wanted ti hear from the "Oh my bad knees!! Oh My back problems!!" brigade I would have started a thread about friends who ask for help moving stuff and then sit on their ass while you do all the heavy lifting. Happy Holidays |
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12-24-2008, 01:23 PM | #4 |
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You should get back at them by pacing or jumping up and down when you catch them in an elevator.
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12-24-2008, 04:13 PM | #5 |
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not just that but the sliding walkways in airports... those are not there for your fat ass to stand there and be lazy, they're there so people who are in a hurry can get from point a to point b faster.
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12-24-2008, 04:25 PM | #6 | |
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12-24-2008, 04:31 PM | #7 | |
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That shit pisses me off to.
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12-24-2008, 04:44 PM | #8 |
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What pisses me off is some impatient dickhead staring at my ass while I take 30 seconds out of my day to move without having to expend effort riding the escalator while I'm drug all over hell and gone with my wife looking for some crap I don't want and don't need. If you wanted to walk every where you went you should have taken the stairs. Call me obese to my face, and I'll beat your skinny ass.
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12-24-2008, 05:03 PM | #9 |
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My biceps crush New Yorkers.
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12-24-2008, 06:27 PM | #10 |
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i run up escalators the wrong way
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