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Old 12-04-2009, 03:46 PM   #1
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #2
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So can you just get one really big present for hannukah or do you have to get one for each day?

Did christmas piss you off as a kid?
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:54 PM   #3
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No, my parents hooked me up. We got taken care of for all 8 nights, then since my mother is a gentile we had christmas too. Still do both holidays

The morale of the story: we fought, we won, we ate!
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:56 PM   #4
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get him the shotty but break it down into eight parts
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:01 PM   #5
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No, my parents hooked me up. We got taken care of for all 8 nights, then since my mother is a gentile we had christmas too. Still do both holidays

The morale of the story: we fought, we won, we ate!
Nice

Not asking to be a dick, I just don't know that many jews. I live in a redneck bible belt and grew up in a catholic domain.
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:03 PM   #6
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Yeh he couldnt even hold the damn thing up on his own. BUT he did hold a 9mm sig for a few minutes and handled it like a champ.
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:06 PM   #7
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Not asking to be a dick, I just don't know that many jews. I live in a redneck bible belt and grew up in a catholic domain.
Yeh no offense taken. I just grew up in a 2 religion house so really I'm not the right person to ask. Even my kids are catholic.

However, as a population in the US Jews would have invented a holiday to compete with christmas if hannukah wasnt already there. Other than the US it is almost a non holiday, its really considered the most minor non important holiday. The only reason its big in the US is because of christmas
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My good friend Glen is Jewish but he is only Jewish when it is convenient. He never goes to temple, never celebrates Jewish holidays and so on. His wife who is Lutheran will ask him to put Christmas lights on the house and his reply... "You put the lights on the house, I'm fucking Jewish."
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Oh was there a sale on Driedel?
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:11 PM   #10
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My good friend Glen is Jewish but he is only Jewish when it is convenient. He never goes to temple, never celebrates Jewish holidays and so on. His wife who is Lutheran will ask him to put Christmas lights on the house and his reply... "You put the lights on the house, I'm fucking Jewish."
LOL awesome
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