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Old 11-20-2009, 02:09 PM   #1
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Man Code #7: If you ever hear this sentence, "My face is up here, ya know." Do not panic. Simply elevate your gaze approximately 1 foot; there it will be everytime.
For Ass Men: Turn target around, make approx 3 foot gaze adjustment.
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:12 PM   #2
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fuck it, i am not changing my view.
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:20 PM   #3
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But, but, but.....the nipples were staring me right in the eyes!
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:22 PM   #4
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No you say "I know, I wasn't trying to look at your eyes."
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:24 PM   #5
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Always pisses me off to hear a woman wearing a tight shirt or low-cut shirt specifically to draw attention to them say that.
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:27 PM   #6
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Huh ?

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Old 11-20-2009, 02:52 PM   #7
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huh ?

who could blame him?
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:51 PM   #8
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Man Code #7: If you ever hear this sentence, "My face is up here, ya know." Do not panic. Simply elevate your gaze approximately 1 foot; there it will be everytime.
For Ass Men: Turn target around, make approx 3 foot gaze adjustment.
Ya know... they never seem to complain where you stare at their ass.
Also, I happen to have the luxury of being able to see cleavage and make eye contct at the same time. Tall people ftw
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Old 11-20-2009, 04:21 PM   #9
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Ya know... they never seem to complain where you stare at their ass.
Also, I happen to have the luxury of being able to see cleavage and make eye contct at the same time. Tall people ftw
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Old 11-20-2009, 04:49 PM   #10
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don't want me to look, don't stick 'em out there for me to see.
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