Urbandictionary fun thread

Trip · 08-02-2012, 09:22 PM

We need an urbandictionary fun thread. I learned a new one today.

We are apparently sick fucks in Louisiana

Louisiana Lampshade - The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

RTFBG - reverse titty fuck with ball gobble

Share your own...

Homeslice · 08-02-2012, 09:25 PM

I contributed the #1 most popular definition of Tap Out

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tap%20out

Been tempted to buy one of their coffee mugs with my shit printed on it

askmrjesus · 08-02-2012, 10:01 PM

thesaurus for Jesus:
god christ religion christian christianity bible sex jesus christ church fuck awesome shit love satan holy lord jew penis catholic hell more...

Holy lord jew penis?

Damn I'm sexy.

Urbandicktionary

When your barf alphabet Spaghetti O's, and it spells something.

"Mom dude, don't wipe that up, it's Urbandicktionary.

JC

pauldun170 · 08-02-2012, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

I contributed the #1 most popular definition of Tap Out

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tap%20out

Been tempted to buy one of their coffee mugs with my shit printed on it

LeeNetworX · 08-06-2012, 09:14 AM

I've added entries over the years but can't fucking remember the words. :/

Papa_Complex · 08-06-2012, 10:39 AM

1. bibowned

A term used by motorcyclists in the Toronto area. It is a combination of the words "Bibo" and "owned". Bibo was a 16-year old sportbike rider who gained notoriety in 2006 for extreme idiocy on his Honda 600RR.

He talked "gangsta". Example: "Hoes all on me!" "Wat you know bout dat?" "Zzzeeeeeen!"

He was caught by the police doing 180km/h in a 60 zone. He then openly bragged about this on the Internet. One week later, he was again caught doing 180+ km/h in another 60 zone. He cried to police and made the local headlines (radio, T and newspaper) for being such a reckless idiot. Court cases pending.

You got caught doing a wheelie? Without a helmet?? And in a school zone?!? Oh man....you got BIBOWNED.

Trip · 08-06-2012, 10:46 AM

lol

Papa_Complex · 08-06-2012, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

lol

This story was posted on a local news website, shortly after he was caught:

"Police followed a fast and furious motorcycle driver after he zipped passed an unmarked cruiser at speeds of up to 190 kilometres per hour. The officer followed the driver until he pulled over at a gas station.

The culprit was only 17 years old, and had the slogan "Catch Me" written on the back of his helmet. He had also pulled the licence plates off his bike.

"When he was arrested, he started crying, telling the officer he was arrested for all the same things only seven days ago," Woolley said.

Police looked into his claim and discovered the teen had in fact been charged with dangerous driving a week earlier for driving 180 km/h in a 60 km/h zone "popping wheelies" on the motorcycle registered to his mother.

"Police interrupted Thanksgiving dinner to have her come and pick up junior from the police station," Woolley said."

fasternyou929 · 08-06-2012, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

..."When he was arrested, he started crying..."

That's awesome they printed that. That'll put a real damper on his internet bravado.

Homeslice · 08-06-2012, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

"Zzzeeeeeen!"

08-02-2012, 09:25 PM	#2
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	I contributed the #1 most popular definition of Tap Out http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tap%20out Been tempted to buy one of their coffee mugs with my shit printed on it Last edited by Homeslice; 08-02-2012 at 09:30 PM..

08-02-2012, 10:01 PM	#3
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	thesaurus for Jesus: god christ religion christian christianity bible sex jesus christ church fuck awesome shit love satan holy lord jew penis catholic hell more... Holy lord jew penis? Damn I'm sexy. Urbandicktionary When your barf alphabet Spaghetti O's, and it spells something. "Mom dude, don't wipe that up, it's Urbandicktionary. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

08-06-2012, 10:39 AM	#6
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	1. bibowned A term used by motorcyclists in the Toronto area. It is a combination of the words "Bibo" and "owned". Bibo was a 16-year old sportbike rider who gained notoriety in 2006 for extreme idiocy on his Honda 600RR. He talked "gangsta". Example: "Hoes all on me!" "Wat you know bout dat?" "Zzzeeeeeen!" He was caught by the police doing 180km/h in a 60 zone. He then openly bragged about this on the Internet. One week later, he was again caught doing 180+ km/h in another 60 zone. He cried to police and made the local headlines (radio, T and newspaper) for being such a reckless idiot. Court cases pending. You got caught doing a wheelie? Without a helmet?? And in a school zone?!? Oh man....you got BIBOWNED. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

08-06-2012, 09:14 AM	#5
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I've added entries over the years but can't fucking remember the words. :/

08-06-2012, 10:46 AM	#7
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	lol